When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared...
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick...
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the Porcelain God.

When you fall...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath.............................. I pledge til the end.

Why you may ask?....................... Because you are my friend!!!