2. The handsome men - are not nice.
3. The handsome, and nice men - are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men - are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men - have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, with money - think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money - are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice, and somewhat heterosexual - don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money - are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and thank God are heterosexual - are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move - automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
1. The nice men - are ugly.