By Susan Smallwood
Please note two things before reading this story.
1: This is not my normal style of writing.
2: No animals were harmed in the making of this story,
in fact, some were greatly encouraged by it.
Disclaimer:
I am not responsible if you take this story with a grain of salt.
Rated: NSFAMLOAA by me. Not Suitable For Anna Maria Lovers Of All Ages.
You Have Been Warned.
"Tornado's Revenge"
Or
What Really Happened to Anna Maria after Diego/Zorro
Left
Anna Maria was singing. Again. It had been a week since Zorro had said goodbye, and she knew he would be back any second. After all, who could resist her. (All right, stop laughing. It's my story and I'll tell it like I want! Ahem) I said, who could resist her.
Meanwhile, Tornado, long forgotten, had grown jealous
and lonely (and really, really bored.)
He wanted revenge!
Meanwhile, Anna Maria decided to pick some flowers. After all, the only thing Zorro couldn't resist more than her, was her with flowers. Shutting her eyes for a brief instant (really more like half an hour) she thought: "________________________________________________________"
Which was an unusually long train of thought for her.
Meanwhile, using his amazing lightning fast hyper gallop, Tornado had arrived in Monterey. But what to do? Where to start?
Meanwhile, after hours of careful consideration Anna Maria had found the very flower she wanted to pick. Not noticing the black stallion sneaking up behind her, she leaned placidly down to pluck the flower.
Tornado's eyes gleamed. "Revenge is mine!" he neighed, letting his hind hooves fly.
"$#%$^ you ^%*&** ^&&** #^*&^^&&&^ horse!!!!" Anna Maria screamed, as she flew off into the distance, never to be heard from again.
And everyone lived happily ever after.
The End
