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The Twelve Days of Zorro

by Chris Minter

(SUNG to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

On the first day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the second day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the third day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
seven dons a-dueling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
eight wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
nine padres praying, eight wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
ten alcaldes smirking, nine padres praying, eight wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
eleven whips a-cracking, ten alcaldes smirking, nine padres praying, eight wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
twelve vacqueros riding, eleven whips a-cracking, ten alcaldes smirking, nine padres praying, eight wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.

Feliz Navidad!