(SUNG to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")
On the first day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the second day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
two hot
tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the third day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
three mission
bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
four tavern
mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero,
Zorro.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
five sa-ddles,
four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history
of a hero, Zorro.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
six Bernardos
spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot
tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
seven dons
a-dueling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three
mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
eight wenches
dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles,
four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history
of a hero, Zorro.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
nine padres
praying, eight wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos
spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot
tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
ten alcaldes
smirking, nine padres praying, eight wenches dancing, seven dons
a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three
mission bells, two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
eleven
whips a-cracking, ten alcaldes smirking, nine padres praying, eight
wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six Bernardos spying, five
sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells, two hot tamales, and
the history of a hero, Zorro.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my friend described to me,
twelve
vacqueros riding, eleven whips a-cracking, ten alcaldes smirking, nine
padres praying, eight wenches dancing, seven dons a-duelling, six
Bernardos spying, five sa-ddles, four tavern mugs, three mission bells,
two hot tamales, and the history of a hero, Zorro.
Feliz Navidad!