The Crazy Conversation

Drunkskater2132: but....i have a deep deep dark dark secret for you honey
I am Reminiscing: ok..?
Drunkskater2132: can you even guess?
I am Reminiscing: no..
Drunkskater2132: its hot and steamy...
I am Reminiscing: im sure
Drunkskater2132: ok, are you ready for this????????
I am Reminiscing: your going to be like i have 2 eyes or something'
I am Reminiscing: but go ahead
Drunkskater2132: allright, but your gonna be shakin after this
I am Reminiscing: im sure
Drunkskater2132: this ain't really derek
Drunkskater2132: i killed derek, i'm a burgler
I am Reminiscing: Im sure
I am Reminiscing: who are you really then
I am Reminiscing: you dont sound like derek so
Drunkskater2132: this is russell and i am strong like bull
I am Reminiscing: um
Drunkskater2132: and hairy like ANIMAL I am Reminiscing: i have no clue who you are..you werent there the sunday i isited brostow with brenna were you?
Drunkskater2132: i was, kinda, watching from a distance with binoculars
I am Reminiscing: ok, I doubt that
I am Reminiscing: lol
I am Reminiscing: and now..why are you on dereks screename?
Drunkskater2132: because we stole on that fool, he is dead like brad duvall's mom
I am Reminiscing: who is we
Drunkskater2132: me and my imaginary friend I
I am Reminiscing: and im as sure as I am Jayme that you didnt kill derek
Drunkskater2132: cuz we crazy as a mo' fo'
Drunkskater2132: are you really Jayme then? I am Reminiscing: Yes Im really Jayme
Drunkskater2132: cuz jayme who i be thinkin about right now, all good lookin and stuff
Drunkskater2132: ooowww, yeah, its really you baby doll
I am Reminiscing: youve never even met me - what are you stalking me?
I am Reminiscing: lol
Drunkskater2132: yeah, i'm lookin at your pic on the internet as we romantically speak
I am Reminiscing: omg
I am Reminiscing: seriously?
Drunkskater2132: oh yeah, you definetely fine
I am Reminiscing: umm..did u get it from my profile?
Drunkskater2132: no, your online journal, ooooowww, you is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am Reminiscing: um, right
Drunkskater2132: ok these fools are crazy, i am the only straight person here
I am Reminiscing: excuse me?
Drunkskater2132: take a wild RANDOM guess
Drunkskater2132: i hate people who like little boys
Drunkskater2132: such as brad duvall
I am Reminiscing: YOU ARE SO RANDOM wth are you talking about
I am Reminiscing: and i think brad is condescending so if your talking about me then no
Drunkskater2132: yes, brad is condescending, plus he is so self-centered, and gay and he likes little boys and he likes to rub on them and place them in the back of his shaggin wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunkskater2132: brad likes anything that walks
Drunkskater2132: ....
I am Reminiscing: BRENT? I am Reminiscing: is this Brent?
Drunkskater2132: two legs or four he doesnt care
I am Reminiscing: I am Reminiscing (10:32:03 PM): is this Brent?
Drunkskater2132: thats for me to know and for you to find out
I am Reminiscing: thats not cool
Drunkskater2132: i'll give you a hint.... I'm Derek's best friend
I am Reminiscing: BRENT?
Drunkskater2132 : aight...don't listen to these foolz...just sit back and relax, turn the lights down low, light some candels, and consentrate on me now baby doll
I am Reminiscing: STOP IT, AND TELL ME WHO THE HECK YOU ARE
Drunkskater2132: baby doll, i'm whoever you want me to be
I am Reminiscing: WTHECK!
I am Reminiscing: what name is on your drivers license?
Drunkskater2132: you just lit my candles honey!!
Drunkskater2132: who knows i have a license
I am Reminiscing: I dont know
I am Reminiscing: ARGH
Drunkskater2132: only a license to hit the ladies
Drunkskater2132: ok, back to the straight conversation, not like these other faggots
I am Reminiscing: if you dont tell me who you reallt are now im gettin offline
I am Reminiscing: you sound like a skitzo
I am Reminiscing: and ur scaring me Drunkskater2132: well its three different people
I am Reminiscing: Derek?, brent?, and/or.....
Drunkskater2132: 2/3
I am Reminiscing (10:37:21 PM): and the third person would be..
I am Reminiscing: ?
Drunkskater2132: dereks best friend
I am Reminiscing: brad..?
I am Reminiscing: deleware..?
Drunkskater2132: aight baby doll, here i be, i'm the third person...bachelor #3
I am Reminiscing: someone else i dont kno?
Drunkskater2132: no, nope, you're very cold honey, how'd you get that cold, you is so hot in your pic
Drunkskater2132: you've never seen me but i've seen you
Drunkskater2132: i'm looking at you right now
I am Reminiscing: and if you call me baby doll one more time im going to chop ou up into little peices and feed you to the dogs
I am Reminiscing: now who the hell are you
I am Reminiscing: pardon my language
Drunkskater2132: !#@$!@#$!@#$R!@#$!@#$!@#$U$!@#!@$%$#%S!@#$@!#$@!#$S@!#$!@#$!@S!@#$@#$!@#$!@#$E#$!@#$!@#$L!@#$@#$@!#$@#!L!@#$!@#$
Drunkskater2132: break the omega code and you'll find out who i am... BABY DOLL
I am Reminiscing : OMG. I DONT KNOWN WHO THE HE** RUSSEL IS
I am Reminiscing: AND QUOT CALLING MY BABY DOLL
Drunkskater2132: oooh yeah, you got me know sugar pie, is that a little better alternative for baby doll
Drunkskater2132: this is russell, Derek's hetro life mate
I am Reminiscing: HOW ABOUT YO JUST CALL ME JAYME. i prefer the name i was given at bith I was not put on this earth to be called baby doll by some phsycho from bristow Oklahoma
I am Reminiscing: birth*
Drunkskater2132 : i'm not from bristow sugar pie
Drunkskater2132: oh yeah....jayme...sorry
I am Reminiscing: WELL YOUR THERE RIGHT NOW
I am Reminiscing: and thats all that matters
Drunkskater2132: maybe...maybe not
I am Reminiscing: <>:o<>:o<>:o<>:o<>:o
Drunkskater2132: how you know derek ain't at my house
Drunkskater2132: :-D:-D:-D
I am Reminiscing: I doubt it but whatever you say
Drunkskater2132: :-Poh yeah:-*
Drunkskater2132: i like these smile things
I am Reminiscing: How is it that out of all the people on your buddy list you choose me to torment, not cool.
Drunkskater2132: sorry i keep callin you baby doll and stuff, i'm just a little excited, i just got out of prison
Drunkskater2132: you messaged me jayme
I am Reminiscing: doesnt mean you need to torment me and if you are serious about just getting out of prison you are one scrwed up individual
Drunkskater2132: i'm offended
Drunkskater2132: i was framed, i swear
Drunkskater2132: it was the one armed man
Drunkskater2132: I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman
I am Reminiscing : from how you ralk you prolly lured her into an ally and raped her
I am Reminiscing :poor woman
Drunkskater2132 : no way, i'm good lookin, i swear, she lured me, then i was in the trap with the one armed man
Drunkskater2132 : no, lucky woman, poor me
Drunkskater2132 : she was ugly, i was not sober at the time
I am Reminiscing : Im sure, mayb it wasnt a woman Drunkskater2132: she looked good with my alcho-goggles on
I am Reminiscing : maybe your just a child molester
I am Reminiscing : sicko
Drunkskater2132 : no, notice my name was not BRAD DUVALL
I am Reminiscing : your prolly his long lost father
I am Reminiscing : raped his mother too
I am Reminiscing : which is why hes soo messed uo
I am Reminiscing: finally an explanation
Drunkskater2132: i've been with his mother, but she paid good, and i'm pretty sure...i think...that i'm not his dad
Drunkskater2132: if i am, i need to crawl in a hole real quick and die
I am Reminiscing : so your a child molester, a rapist, and a male whore
Drunkskater2132:male whore, i do claim that
I am Reminiscing : i dont even want to knwo about your childhood
I am Reminiscing: oh joy, im going to be in thereapy till im 50 because oif this one little conversation
Drunkskater2132: ok, russell said he will straighten up
Drunkskater2132: he said he will also throw in free therapy because of this conversation
Drunkskater2132: derek is though
I am Reminiscing: ok then
I am Reminiscing: what?
Drunkskater2132: that's why he is passed out on the floor right now and not talking soberly
Drunkskater2132: he's not high, he's just EXTREMELY drunk
Drunkskater2132:russell is over here watching a porno
I am Reminiscing:PORNO? DRUNK? WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU? omg!
Drunkskater2132: ok derek has hit the bedpost. and russell is changing the movie to backdoor sluts 9
I am Reminiscing: porno and beer..bad bad bad
Drunkskater2132: hey, i am sober for the most part, who else is going to entertain all the sluts around here?
I am Reminiscing: omg
Drunkskater2132: and we got to make sure all the needles that are used are sterilized, don't want to get AIDS from shooting up after derek
I am Reminiscing: plz tell me your kidding
I am Reminiscing: and not be lying
I am Reminiscing: I need to sleep now, but I sincerely hope you guys are kidding about the drugs, the beer, and the porn
Drunkskater2132: but the sluts are ok
I am Reminiscing: no
I am Reminiscing: they are not
I am Reminiscing: I didnt think so. But I need to sleep now. Before I start my THERAPY