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[ Scene | #1 | Talk about a stress reliever ]


×Scene Open×
The scene opens up with Paisley inside her locker room..A few moments earlier, she had a small conflict with her tag team partner, Jazz..Paisley slams her hand down her table just as the door opens and in walks Curtis Jackson a-k-a 50 Cent with a dozen white roses in his hands..The fans in the arena go wild as Paisley's face lights up


×"The Nubian Princess" Paisley×
Curtis??..Baby, what are you doing here?..I mean, you're supposed to be in Brooklyn..


×"The P.I.M.P" 50 Cent×
Ahhh ma, you know I couldn't miss the biggest night of your career..Besides, the show got cancelled and I told Teddy not to tell you cause I wanted to see that surprise on your face..So you and ya girl ready to do tha damn thang tonight?


×"The Nubian Princess" Paisley×
*frowns* No..I knew this wasn't going to work out baby..She's so, so ignorant...When Teddy first came to me with the idea of teaming with her, I thought it would be cool because she should know what it felt like to be held down or whatever but when I met her, I realized that she's just as jealous as any of these other hoes...*sighs*..I'm not trying to lose tonight baby...Not to Lana Star anyway..


×"The P.I.M.P" 50 Cent×
*smiles* Ahh shit girl, you won't lose..You're better than any of those chickenhead heffas..And don't worry about Jazz being upset..Think about it..If you looked like that 24/7, you'd be mad at everyone too...


×"The Nubian Princess" Paisley×
*smiles* Thank you baby, you always know what to say to make me feel better...*kisses him*..I'm really glad you came tonight..*smiles* You know, I have about 30 minutes before I'm scheduled to go cut a promo..I wander what we could do to pass away the time


×Scene×
Paisley climbs on his lap as they deeply kiss each other as the scene fades out..


[ Scene | #2 | Making History Tonight ]


×Scene Open×
The scene opens inside the arena...The fans are hype as the show is getting ready to kick off.."Moment of Clarity" blares over the P.A system and the fans begin to boo..The boos get louder as Paisley begins to walk down the aisle..Teddy Long runs out through the curtains late as Paisley is about enter the ring when he finally catches up to her...Once inside the ring, Paisley raises her US title in the air and receives a chorus of boos...Teddy Long grabs the mic as the music dies down..


×"The Brotha Man" Theodore "Teddy" Long×
Let me holla at ya playas...*Crowd boos*..Mmmmmhmmmmm..Philly..The city of Brotherly Love...Did ya hear me?..I said "Brother" ly love..So where's the love yall?..*Crowd boos louder* That's ok..That's ok because tonight, being the brillant person I am, I bring to you all LIVE and in person, the XwwA's deadliest combination...The best combination since Kobe and Shaq...Atlanta and the Reverend Martin Luther King JR...Ya feel me?..*crowd boos* I'm giving you all a treat tonight because inside this ring, Paisley and Jazz will beat the hell out of four prissy little white girls and become the NEW XwwA Tag Team champions..*crowd boos* Uhhhh huhh..This whole front row right here...*points to the fans*..look at all of yall white people booing...Booing cause you drunk some of that hatorade before you left the trailor park but regardless of if you like it or not, Paisley and Jazz will do exactly what I said they'll do and that's win...Ya feel me?


×"The Nubian Princess" Paisley×
*reaches over and takes the mic from Teddy Long as the fans begin to boo* Finally...The time has come for me to cement my name in the XwwA record books..I've said it before but I'm willing to say it again...I'm going to become the XwwA SMACKDOWN!'s first double champion...And in the process, I'm going to become the sexiest, prettiest double champion ever..*crowd boos*..Now all week long, I was forced to hear Lana Star and Tori talk about how they are just going to win the tag team titles..Now all of that is cool but come on now..Lana let's be real..You walk around with your "little Ms. Barbie" routine for 3 years and still, you haven't realized that its time for a change...Everything changes, everything evolves...That's why you're time was then..This is my time now..This is my time to star and you to ride the bench..This is my time to roll around in all the accolades...ITS MY TIME TO BE THE STAR OF THE SHOW..*crowd boos*..That's why you should've went to Nitro where the rest of the has beens dwell..I'm the only person to walk these halls with a title..I'm the only official champion...Lana, you don't have nothing on me...I mean, I'm on the roof looking down at you...You're nothing to me...And your joke of a partner, please..Tori, you're obvisiously hoping that you can ride Lana's coat tail..I hear you speak and its like listening to a remix version of a Lana promo..You're boyfriend is unemployed and ugly..pretty much like Jeff Hardy, X-Pac sucks...I guess that's why you two are together..You both got fired from the WWE..You both sucked...But tonight Tori, I'm going to help remind everyone exactly why Tori isn't a factor anymore..And I'm going to show you and Lana, why Paisley is forever the most dominant female in the XwwA..*crowd boos as Paisley smiles*...You know, I had the opportunity to see Victoria try to brainwash Jazz into thinking I'm going to turn on her..Ok.First things first..Victoria, Jazz doesn't have a brain so you can't brainwash her...She's about as dumb as a retarded third grader..*crowd boos*..And secondly, why would I turn on her and risk losing the titles?..Victoria, are you that pyscho or are you just that stupid?..But I see what you're trying to do, you're trying to turn us against each other..Well don't try to hard..I hate her..She hates me but I love being the best..So if that means carrying some dead weight on my shoulders then so be it..Maybe some of my greatness will rub off on her and she'll start to see things my way..And then there's your partner, Sunny..Another WWE reject...Another blonde who thinks she is worth more than the quarter anyone is willing to pay for her...Sunny, look at yourself in the mirror..Tell me honestly, are you really as good as you claim to be?..Are you really sure that you wanna compete tonight..Sure you do..You're blonde..You're supposed to be dumb so why not think dumb...You can't be a champion Sunny...You're not good enough...That's why you lost the IC title..That's why you're nothing special..And that's why you're not going to walk out of here with the Tag Team Titles..Those titles are already being occupied by a dominant black bitch and a dumb black bitch..The dominant one being myself and the other one being Jazz..And speaking of Jazz..Jazz, I don't know where we went wrong..I mean, it could be worser, I could be teamed with Miss Jones, Shaniqua or someone worser..So I was thinking, let's go out there tonight and win the titles because if you cost me a shot at becoming a Double champion, I'll personally send your ugly ass back into retirement..Now can you bitches feel a sista??..


×Scene Ends×
Paisley smiles at Teddy Long, who is shaking his head in disagreement...Paisley's music hits again and the crowd boos as she climbs up on the turnbuckle and shows off her US Title again as the scene fades out