everyone thinks Devo isn't real... and there is some truth to this...

first of all.. we all know Maynard is God... that is a given...

so that would make Devo the son of God... meaning he is Jesus....

Think about it... Devo [b]H[/b] Keenan... Jesus H Christ?

Jesus rhymes with Devo... and Keenan has a "k" sound as does "christ"

Devo H Keenan = 11 letters

Maynard James Keenan = 17 letters...

17-11 = 6... track 6 on aenima (1st album after devo was born) = message to harry manback = 21

track 6 on salival = merkaba = 7

track 6 on lateralus = parabol = 7

21-7-7=7

666 = 7

6 = the number of man

7= the number of god

666=the number of the beast

777=the number of god

21+7+7=35

35/7= 5 = number of Tool albums.

Maynard = God... God = Jesus while he is on earth.

Jesus = God while they are in heaven.

Devo=Jesus.

Jesus Christ = 11

(he didn't technically have a middle name)

Devo H Keenan = 11

Maynards full name = 17 , 17/3 (3 names) = 5.6666666666666666666666666666667

See? 5 tool albums.... 666 continuing... then the number seven.

(Maynard = God = Jesus = Satan = Man)= (the unity and coming together of the entire universe) = 11 = [b]Jimmy[/b] Keenan, when one, and one, are one.

I'm for fucking serious about this shit.

For real…. It's so awesome that it's worth copywriting, I just came up with it off the top of my head.

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