An Interview Gone Awry

Interviewer:
So Mr. Lawson When did you first get the idea for the band Cheezus of Nazareth?

Lee:
someone had a sense of justice after all
all your enemies died rough stuff bed death
from a plague gag rope cove.

Interviewer:
Ummmmm... Well, about the hit song, Dead Girl, Is there a certain girl you had in mind when you were writing the song?

Lee:
Honk honk fart
die die die.
Now concludes life as we know it.

Interviewer:
Mr. Lawson do you think you can be more specific?

Lee:
Run around your house at 4:13 AM screaming cuss words at your sleeping family
thru a cardboard paper towel tube.
Tony is a little boy who lives in the back of my throat.
He tells me things.
HE shakes me awake at 5:11 damn AM
Craggle ccrrrrraaaaglleeeeej.

Interviewer:
Mr. Lawson you are starting to scare me, as if the song wasn't enough...

Lee:
Get ran after by a man in a big bad wolf outfit.
Swinging a garden trowel at your fucking head.
Then laugh.

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