This info was all taken from the Um Jammer Lammy game. I may have edited out or put in extra words that I felt the writers failed to do and there may and probably will be errors. This includes Parappa's storyline and lyrics as well! Anything in brackets is stuff I added in or a description. K, here goes!
[In a movie theater, on the screen, a monster is destroying a town with a helpless victim right underneath him, which is a teddy bear of some sort.]
Teddy: Oh, where are you? I need you right now! [Jet Baby flies in and picks up teddy away from monster.]
Teddy: Jet Baby! [Movie screen reads, The End]
Katy Kat: That sure was fun! Part One was good too, but this one had more juice.
Ma-san: {I couldn't see the screen!)(The guy sitting in front of me was too tall.)
Lammy: Um...Um...Um...
Katy: What's wrong Lammy? You seem down.
Lammy: Oh, I wish I was that strong... [They enter "Chunky Burger" and are at a table]
Katy: Lammy, you're already strong as is. You should be more confident. Nobody beats Lammy when she's on the guitar!
Ma-san: (Normally she's a wimp though.)
Katy: Ma-san!
Lammy: But that is the truth...
Katy: Hey, don't forget. We are MILKCAN. With Ma-san's beats, Lammy's guitar and my almighty bass combined with that distinguished voice, there's nothing to be afraid of! [Two bullies enter, one is hit in the face by the door]
Bully #1: Scram!!
Bully #2: Yeah!
Bully #1: Well, well...what do we have here? Plenty of munchies for everyone, right?
Bully #2: Yeah!
Bully #1: Not only munchies but a little babe, all dressed up for us, ain't that right?
Bully #2: Right!
Lammy: O, oh... O, oh...
Katy: Lammy, here! [Throws Lammy her guitar which goes around the planet into Lammy's hands. Lammy starts jammin, there's smoke which blocks the view other than their heads popping out as if they were in a fight]
Katy: [With microphone, during "fight"] See? The guitar rules again! [Bullies faint, Lammy finishes jamming. End of scene.] ------------------------------------------------------
Stage 1: Now Wait A Minute! Who Is That!?
Lammy: Wha-what should I tell them?? I had a stomachache so I went to the b-bathroom...but there was a l-long line at the gas station...I-I told them it was an emergency...b-but they said: [Chop Chop Master Onion, Mooselini, Prince Fleaswallow,& Cheap Cheap's voice] "LET'S RAP FOR IT!!!"...
Lammy: Nahhh... [Crowd chanting] Good, I made it... [Trips onto stage] Hmmm, who's that?
Katy Kat: And here's our new vocalist, Chop Chop Master Onion!!!
Lammy: Now wait a minute! Who is that!?
Katy: Lammy, here! [Throws guitar to Lammy, which goes around the planet again, Lammy's poised and ready!BTW, [L] mean Lammy repeats line on her guitar]
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Chop Chop Master Onion: Kick, punch, you all remember
Chop chop back again, yes forever
How many challenges comin at ya
First is a fire, don't retire now
Pick [L]
Burn [L]
Slide [L]
and Down [L]
Again now, Pick [L]
Burn [L]
Slide [L]
and Down [L]
Listen to me now, as I do my chore
Nobody ever talks to me no more
But if a baby were to come crying out loud,
do you think you could play and calm it down?
Or if you're on a plane, how would you play
Throttle up and down or away
I just wanna know, can you really go,
with that guitar in hand, I don't know.
Comin at ya Fly High, [L]
Sky high, [L]
Cry loud, [L]
Shut up, [L]
Fly Cry, [L]
Pick Burn, [L]
Pick Cry, [L]
and Fly Down [L]
Shake it to the right, shake it to the left
I be the only masta that will give all the necessary skills to build a guitar so you can play in an island, you come far!
Chop, [L] that wood!
Choke, [L] real good!
Pick Chop Burn! [L]
Cry Fly Chop! [L]
Burn Cry Slide! [L]
Chop Pick Fly! [L]
Choke Fly Pick! [L]
Cry Chop Down! [L] ha ha,
Pick Burn Cry! [L]
Cry Fly Chop! [L]
Pick, Burn n' Cry, [L]
Fly Chop Choke!
Pick, Burnin' Cry Fly, Chop Choke! [L]
I AM A MASTA, AND YOU!? [L]
Ha, Lammy, Look what you're holding in your hand. Lammy: I don't know, what is it?? [Picks up vacuum cleaner. End scene.] ------------------------------------------------------
Lammy: Wa-wa-wait! Everybody wait! Oh, what should I do?
Chop Chop Master Onion: What are you afraid of?
Lammy: Well, look at my guitar!
Chop Chop Master Onion: Guitar? Listen, I lost my Dojo. But, the Dojo remains IN MY MIND, It even has a casino! Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind. [Jumps on roulette] You have nothing to lose! ------------------------------------------------------
B,back Off! You're in the Way!
[Alarm clock rings, Lammy hits it off] Lammy: [Phew! It was a dream. [Yawns] Aagh! There's only 15 more minutes until the show? [Gulp!] [Throws stuff around the room, turns on answering machine, starts running downstairs]
Lammy: Oops! I forgot! [Runs back, turns off air conditioner, coffeepot, stove, iron, bath, vacuum cleaner, keeps pushing various buttons off, pushes her teddy bear's nose, then kisses it while her answering machine says: Hi! This is Lammy. I can't answer the phone right now because, b-because the MilkCan l-live show is coming up real soon and I'm not really ready for it. B-b-but Ka-Katy, Ma-san and I have spent a lot of time in the studio, and my solo was not really the way I wanted it to be, so I kept practicing and it turned out to be ok! Anyways, please leave your name and a b-b-brief message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Kay, bye bye. (Beep)] [Lammy runbs down the strret but stops abrupty because a fire has started and she is blocked]
Chief Puddle: The fire from the pizza store downstairs has the crispy one with cheese and is smelling good, sir! I'm gonna block all the roads. [Lammy pushed through crowd to the front]
Lammy: Puh-ple-please, please let me through! I'm in a hurry!
Chief Puddle: A hurry? B,back off! You're in the way!
Cup-head lady: Oooh, my baby! My baby's still inside! Somebody do something!!
Lammy: Eh, excuse me, I'm like in a hurry. C-can you let me through?
Chief Puddle: You're in a hurry? Help us put the fire out, then!
Lammy: M-me? Help put out the fire? [Sees sign that reads: "Win Big at Joe Chin's Casino"]
Chop Chop Master Onion's voice: Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind...
Lammy: Yeah, that's right! My guitar's in my mind. Leave it to Lammy!!
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Chief Puddle:
Let's get on, let's get on [L]
Fight the fire, come on now [L]
We gotta put it out quick [L]
That's what I'm talkin' about [L]
Hold the hose real tight and get ready for a real fight [L]
Give these people a show, and let's show 'em something that's right [L]
Other firefighters: (Having fun)
Chief Puddle: I've been doing this for years let me tell you little something
Other firefighters: (With the funk) [L]
Other firefighters: (Having fun)
Chief Puddle: It's a bit of a rush, and a bit of a dash!
Other firefighters: (With the funk) [L]
Chief Puddle: Put it on the fire, real good, put it out cold and feel good. [L]
If you don't think you're the one fireman's daily work can't be done [L]
We be on a role, puttin on a show, lettin people know we're like, no other [L]
Water over here and over there So the fire won't spread and go no further [L]
Hold the hose real tight and get ready for a real fight [L]
Give these people a show, and let's show 'em something that's right [L]
Other firefighters: (Having fun)
Chief Puddle: I've been doing this for years let me tell you little something
Other firefighters: (With the funk) [L]
Other firefighters: (Having fun)
Chief Puddle: It's a bit of a rush, and a bit of a dash!
Other firefighters: (With the funk) [L]
Chief Puddle: Put it on the fire, real good, put it out cold and feel good. [L]
If you don't think you're the one fireman's daily work can't be done [L]
Let's get on, let's get on [L]
Where's the fire? It's out now [L]
Time for lunch, let's go out quick
Ok, That was pretty good . You can go through now.
Lammy: OK! gotta move on! -------------------------------------------------------
After School Sale
Chief Puddle: Thanks to you, we get to keep out job. Here, stock up on this pizza. The house is well-done, but the pizza is medium-rare. [Chuckles] Plenty for everyone. Have this too! [Gives Lammy flanger, a siren]
Lammy: Thanks. Aagh! 11 more minutes to g-go... Oop... [Covers mouth like she was going to be sick, runs down the street, with a very large stomach, then falls on the ground. Then, a large parade of mothers and fathers-to-be come up singing this song,the entire song is on miscellaneous songs al the way at the bottom .]
Mothers and faters-to-be: Time for you and me to have a family,
With a baby we should live so happily
Could be a boy or girl, whichever we don't mind at all,
Our newborn treasure will bring lots of love, and peace to all... Uh huh!
Mothers-to-be: You can give him food, change his diapers
Fathers-to-be: Then you can pay the bills, do the dishes
Mothers-to-be: You can babysit
Fathers-to-be: Only if I'm it [Song is drowned out by Cathy Pillar talking to Lammy]
Cathy Pillar: Oh my! Are you in labor? [Hacks up pink gooey stuff with shapes in it] Well, you don't need to worry anymore. [hacks stuff up again] I've been doing this for 50 years. And you're lucky because today [sucks stuff back in her mouth] is an after-school sale. Come on now!
Lammy: N-no, no no... That's not wha-what I... [Drags Lammy into Birthmart Discounts hospital]
Cathy Pillar: OK everyone, [hacks up] I'm proud if all of you. All the babies are healthy and well. [Hacks up] You're still not done!? But your tummy is small now. [Hacks up] Hey, you didn't really have a baby, did you? [Hacks up] Get up now and help us out. Come on now, let's get to work! [Hacks up] [Lammy sees toy that looks like roulette]
Chop Chop Master Onion's voice: Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind...
Lammy: Yeah, that's right. My guitar is in my mind. Leave it to Lammy!
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Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
Baby: Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma [L]
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa [L]
Gimme some milk, gimme some food [L]
Gimme the car, one dat goes voom! [L]
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
Baby: I need to potty or I'll be real naughty [L]
Somebody hold me, somebody hug me [L]
Ma ma ma ma ma ma, [L]
Pa pa pa pa pa pa [L]
Somebody come over quick [L]
I'm gonna start a trick [L]
Cuz here I go, [L]
Didn't you know? [L]
I am a kid, [L]
With no control [L]
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
I think my diaper is wet [L]
I think the bed gon be next [L]
I wanna go, I need to go now, [L]
How much longer I don't know now [L]
You are the person who's pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa [L]
Or was it ma ma or pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa [L]
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
Baby: Hey, hey papa I been good, [L]
Now can I please have my food? (Take it)[L]
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
Baby: Papa can I go and have the toy that make a funny sound-a? [L]
Mama can I eat the food that make me feel like million dolla? [L]
I want to go to bed right now mama, [L]
Buy me that toy before that oh please papa [L]
I'll shut up now. I'm sleepy...Zzz
Lammy: Goodnight little guys -------------------------------------------------------
Now Which One Is My Left Hand?
Cathy Pillar: Listen, [hacks up] we have discounts every Monday and Wednesday. [Hacks up AGAIN!] Come to us when you really have a baby. [Hacks] Here. [Gives Lammy harmonizer, a toy caterpillar]
Lammy: Thank you. Aagh! I only have 8 more minutes! [Runs out onto a skateboard and rolls down the street very fast] Ooooaaauugghghh!
Kid who had skateboard: Hey! Where are you going? Give it back!
Lammy:[still rolling] Oh, the plane is leaving! [Catches up to plane and goes through open door to the cockpit]
Captain Fussenpepper: Let's seeee... Now, was it the green button or the blue switch? [Is hit on the head by a plane panel giving him a large lump] Gotta put that back in there! Where in the world were you, soldier? Haven't you ever heard the term 'punctual'? In the Air Force, a split second decision makes the difference between life and death! Don't you... Ow! [Is hit with the panel again, giving him 2 lumps] Here we gooo... Uh, I kinda forgot how to fly.. See, I had to go repair my dentures a few days ago.. Hee, hee, hee... Oh boy, I can eat almonds now.. [Hit in the head again, he now has three lumps] It fell down again! Look! I told you we don't have all day! Get to work now, soldier!
Lammy: Uh, uh, um I'm not eh-exactly a pilot, uh but uh, umm...
Captain Fussenpepper: [Hit in head again, has 4 lumps] Here we go.. Lookie here! I'll help you fly... Now which one is my right hand?
Stewardess: May I have you attention please. We will be taking off shortly, so please fasten your seat belts at this time. That also goes for the passengers in our casino...[echoes]
Lammy and Chop Chop's voice: Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind...
Lammy: Yeah, that's right. My guitar is in my mind. Leave it to Lammy!
Captain Fussenpepper: Now which one is my left hand? Could it be this one? -------------------------------------------------------
Captain Fussenpepper:
Look up in the sky, gimme all you got! Never give it up, Soldier! [L]
Get up in the morn, run around the track! Show me what you got, Soldier! [L]
Did I eat my drink?? [L]
I thought milk was pink?? [L]
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off! [L]
Little bit of this, little bit of that! [L]
Now do you like munchies? [L]
I wonder where lunch is?? [L]
1 2, 3 4, 5 6! [L]
Always give it you best! [L]
My knee's in pain, [L]
so is my brain [L]
Look up in the sky, gimme all you got! Never give it up, Soldier! [L]
Get up in the morn, run around the track! Show me what you got, Soldier! [L]
I thought I just made some coffee for me [L]
I want some apples and berries to eat [L]
Now it's time to move on, it only gets much harder so carry on! [L]
You think I'm old now, I got the skills to beat you and knock you out! [L]
My knee's in pain, [L]
so is my brain [L]
Throttle up, flaps down! [L]
Power up, gears down! [L]
I'm gettin sleepy... [L]
I want my sheets [L]
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off! [L]
Little bit of this, little bit of that! [L]
Now do you like munchies? [L]
I wonder where lunch is?? [L]
1 2, 3 4, 5 6! [L]
Always give it you best! [L]
In the old days I was a hero but, look at me, I'm learning just how to fly [L]
I'm still wondering, when we get to rest, I'm hungry, I'm sleepy, don't wanna die [L]
That was gooder than good, Congratulations!
Lammy: Thank you!! I'm in a hurry! Need to move on! -------------------------------------------------------
You Said Anything, Didn't Ya?
[Plane lands (badly) in a parking lot, seding cars flying. Lammy puts money in the parking meter.]
Captain Fussenpepper: That was some adventure, ey? [Pops out teeth, and mumbles the next line] Here, take this with you on your next challenge. [Gives lammy wah wah, the teeth]
Lammy: Th-thanks. Aagh! I only have 3 more minutes! But I'm close enough now. Thanks, sir! [Runs down street, stops abruptly, sending car swerving into a wall] Guitar! My guitar!! Where did I put it?! Umm.. [empties out pockets containing various items] Oooh noooo! I left it on the plane! Ohh! [Plane takes off] I gotta get me a guitar... Hey! There's one! [Sees store called Chuck's Custom Guitars Sales*Repairs. Enter. In the background Casino in My Hair song plays]
Paul Chuck: Uh, may I help you?
Lammy: Yeah, uhmmm, I'm looking, for a, for a guitar.
Paul Chuck: What kind?
Lammy: Well, ummm.. a-a cool one, with awesome sound [looks around and sees no guitars] and has reclining seats, power-steering and duel airbags...
Paul Chuck: [picking his nose] I don't have time for jokers.
Lammy: Oh, no no, I'm sorry. I just want one that's cool and cheap, and of course the sound quality's gotta be superior.
Paul Chuck: Oooh, a greedy girl, ain't ya?
Lammy: Oh, please, I'll do anything, anything, please!
Paul Chuck: Anything? [Glint in his eye]
Lammy: Uh huh? [Paul Chuck revs up chainsaw] Wooooh! Help! Go away!
Paul Chuck: You said anything, didn't ya?
Lammy: Aaaaaaagh! [Crouches in corner]
Paul Chuck: [Opens back door to a forest-like place] C'mon, let's make a guitar.
Lammy: Eh but.. but I-I don't eh-exactly have the time...uh..
Record player: Casino here, Casino there, Casino in my hair.
Lammy: Yeah! My guitar is in my mind. Leave it to Lammy! [Casino in my Hair song ends, with Paul Chuck and a bear dancing strangely] -------------------------------------------------------
Paul Chuck:
Get up turn your chainsaw on [L]
Power off, power on [L]
Now let's start with this tree here [L]
Low gear, high gear [L]
Come on hurry, hurry hurry hurry hurry, ha ha! [L]
No need to worry, worry the tree gonna grow back surely, ha ha! [L]
All I wanna hear is you've come over here, There's no foolin around with deers [L]
Come on and get down, way single one down Then we're gonna make a good guitar with all the timber around [L]
NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM
Rockin to the beat of the sun, [L]
Knowin that we're here for the fun [L]
We gonna make a good guitar, [L]
by givin all you got [L]
Come on girl, [L]
Hurry it up girl [L]
OK, turn it down, turn it up [L]
Make sure batteries are charged up! [L]
Give it all you got, every little muscle that you got inside your little bo, body! [L]
I don't wanna hear that you got no time or you're in a hurry to your gig gig, gig [L]
All I wanna hear is you've come over here, There's no foolin around with deers [L]
Come on and get down, way single one down Then we're gonna make a good guitar with all the timber around [L]
NEVER USE JOE CHIN'S CHAINS FOR THEM NO!
Jammin, hard slammin loud banging [L]
Rockin rollin all day long [L]
Now that we come so far, [L]
tell me just who you are, [L]
Are you my shining star? [L]
Let me see your guitar [L]
Hmmm I'm impressed! You can move on now
Lammy: Yeah! I really need to move on! -------------------------------------------------------
Vital Idol
Paul Chuck: Here! You can have this, too! [Gives Lammy distortion, a stump with an ax in it]
Lammy: Thank you! Aagh! 2 more minutes and I'm history. [Runs out, but gets her belt caught on the door as she runs and is catapulted through the air back in time] Aaaaagh! [Screen looks like it's on rewind, people talk slower]
Captain Fussenpepper: Power up, gears down!
Cathy Pillar: Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Chief Puddle: It's a bit of a rush and a bit of a dash!
Lammy: My house. Aaaagh! Yeouch! [Has fallen on a strange island and sees sign that says: Special Tonight Live Teriyaki Yoko]
Jack Smash: There's the guitarist! Come on, hurry! Hurry! We need you out there!
Lammy: Huh? Wait... [Inside audience is cheering]
Teriyaki Yoko: Who do you think you are, coming in this late? Don't underestimate me just cuz I'm a idol!
Jack Smash: C'mon it's time to do it!
Lammy: Um, no no no. You see, I was on my way to my own show, but I ended up here.
Teriyaki Yoko: How did that happen!? Anyways, I'll help you get to where you're going.
Lammy: Really? C-can you really do that?
Teriyaki Yoko: Yeah, only if you play right! Come on!
Lammy: Yeah, that's right. My guitar is in my mind. Leave it to Lammy!
Teriyaki Yoko: Here we go, everyone! One! Two! Three! Four! -------------------------------------------------------
Teriyaki Yoko:
I know you're the wild and violent flame [L]
I still smell your smoke and I can't play straight with your game [L]
That doesn't mean that I am yours, I'm not alone, I'm not a fool, I have a lot to give [L]
In any case, it's up to you if you can show that you can give more than I got to give [L]
It might be you, or maybe you, my mind is jumping back and forth and up and down [L]
Somebody come and rescue me before an angel comes to take me round and round [L]
I only wanted you, to come over here, cuz I can think of something for you and me to do [L]
If I can have another, another dream somebody would come back to pick me up with you [L]
I wanna be a girl, that has a lot to give, never caught alone, never shedding tears [L]
So I need a man that really understands every little thing and knows my fears [L]
In any case, it's up to you if you can show that you can give more than I got to give [L]
It might be you, or maybe you, my mind is jumping back and forth and up and down [L]
Somebody come and rescue me before an angel comes to take me round and round [L]
I only wanted you, to come over here, cuz I can think of something for you and me to do [L]
If I can have another, another dream somebody would come back to pick me up with you [L]
Oh I do hope that the, that the time comes [L]
Time has come for me to, me to have fun [L]
I'm talking bout a lot of fire [L]
I'm talking bout no getting tired [L]
Forever and ever [L]
Together Forever [L]
You were just as I expected. Really good.
Lammy: Thanx! That's what I do best! -------------------------------------------------------
MILKCAN, That's Us!
Teriyaki Yoko: Alright. This is the supersonic
transportation device, and it will send you back to where you came from.
Lammy: Eh...OK. Cool. [The fax machine beeps, and Rammy, a rival Lammy look alike, comes out on a piece of paper and detaches herself]
Rammy: Phew! Is the show over? So you're the one who took my job! My watch is broken, my guitar strings broke, my costume has wrinkles, and I don't get any messages on my beeper, all because of YOU!
Lammy: Say what?
Rammy: Let's see who's the better guitarist!
Lammy: Eh I-I'm really in a hurry. Maybe some other day! [Goes down into fax machine]
Rammy: Hey wait! Get back here! [Echoes] [Lammy is back on the street, picks up reverb, Teriyaki Yoko's lighter]
Lammy: Thanks!
Katy Kat: Hey, check this out! "Live in Concert - MILKCAN." That's us.
Ma-san: (It looks great!)
Lammy: Bu-bu-bu-but that's right around the corner!
Katy: Uh huh, that's why we have to get going right now. How does this look [In Indian tribal-like costume]
Ma-san: (whatever...)
Katy: Hmm.. Well, what about this one? [In astronaut suit]
Ma-san: (whatever...)
Katy: But this kind of makes me look heavy. You think this one's better? [In painter suit]
Ma-san: (whatever...) [Lammy puts plug in outlet and gets electrocuted]
Katy: Lammy that's it!! [In cowboy suit] Hmmm.. How do you make a poster? The band's logo's gotta be really big.
Lammy: Uh, umm.. My picture doesn't have to stand out.
Katy: Oh, come on!
Ma-san: (Can I put my father's shop's ad on it?)
Lammy: Oh, oh I'll bet they're all here! [All of them zoom to the door in army-like fatigues]
All: I'm really really sorry! I got caught up in a lot of mess.
Katy: OK, this is it. Are you OK?
Lammy: Oh yeah, MILKCAN is always on my mind.
All: Leave it to MILKCAN!
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Lammy and Katy:
No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
Katy Kat:
No shedding tears, [L]
Goal is real near, [L]
Trying to shift, [L]
Into gear [L]
That's when I see ya comin', [L]
Prevent me from running [L]
Get up get up tryin to psych myself [L]
Cuz it doesn't work with no one else [L]
All of this hype all around, [L]
Seems like, a waste of time [L]
From uptown to midtown, trying to get downtown [L]
But I'm not getting close I'm just running running around [L]
Always at my best, [L]
Giving it my best [L]
I don't need no rest, [L]
It's my test now [L]
And I'm in a beat, [L]
That's very unique [L]
And I know that I, [L]
I'm running for me [L]
Got to move [L]
With the groove [L]
I got to go on [L]
I got to move on [L]
I go to get on
No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
I'm facing all the problems that'll get me [L]
Cuz I don't really wanna spend the time see [L]
All of this hype all around, [L]
Seems like, a waste of time [L]
Let me tell you, let me give, everybody little something [L]
In life, you just can't keep going around cutting corners [L]
Always at my best, [L]
Giving it my best [L]
I don't need no rest, [L]
It's my test now [L]
And I'm in a beat, [L]
That's very unique [L]
And I know that I, [L]
I'm running for me [L]
Got to move [L]
With the groove [L]
I got to go on [L]
I got to move on [L]
I go to get on
No cuttin' corners
No cuttin' corners
She's on the border now
Alright, Wasn't that a groove? Thanks everyone!
Lammy: Yup! Who's my next challenger?? [Camera moves to Parappa and Rammy] -------------------------------------------------------
[Ending Credit Song]
Katy Kat:
It was the 36th time that he broke my heart
It was the 80th time that I'd fallen apart,
I knew from the start it was gonna be rough
But not as painful as this
Once I didn't have money,
Twice I forgot his name
Then I put on my make up wrong
My hair was a big mess and so was my dress
I remember those nights I was feeling real down but then a chance would soon come around
It was the 36th time that he broke my heart
It was the 80th time that I'd fallen apart,
I knew from the start it was gonna be rough
But not as painful as this
Once he asked for my number,
Twice he asked for my name,
But I was nervous and lost my mind,
I gave him a number but it was my Mom's
I remember those nights I was feeling real down but then a chance would soon come around
Gotta move on.....
I don't know I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Gotta move on but I don't think I can carry on no
I couldn't go on no, I couldn't go on
It seemed like my life was falling apart
It was the 36th time that he'd broken my heart, Or was it 37 or thirty eiiiiiiiight - YOW!!
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That may be all the lyrics for Lammy, but, SURPRISE! Parappa's in the game too! Here are the lyrics and the meaningless story line that go with him!
On Monday
[At Chunky Burger restaurant] Parappa: Hey Katy, I heard you started a band.
Katy Kat: Uh huh. It's a great band!
PJ Berri: Can't we help?
Sunny Funny: Yeah, we'd love to help!
Katy: Hmm... It'd be nice if Sunny can deisgn our costumes. Parappa, you can help us carry the equipment, buy snacks, and give us foot massages.
Parappa: Sure. Like always. What about you, PJ?
PJ: I'll have a chocolate frosty and a cherry pie.
Parappa: No no no, I'm talking about Katy's live show. What are you gonna do?
PJ: Oh. Then I'll have six chocolate frosties and a large cherry pie.
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[Note - P: stands for Parappa! Any line without P in front of it it sung by that teacher]
Chief Puddle:
Uh yes, welcome to the fire
P: Uh yes, welcome to the fire
This has been my long desire
P: This has been my long desire
Come, help me put this out
P: Come, help me put this out
Bring it down without a doubt
P: Bring it down without a doubt
Lookin up high I see all the smoke, you better help me put this out without a choke
P: Lookin up high I see all the smoke, you better help me put this out without a choke
Push the button, and just pull the chain, Then out comes heavy pouring rain
P: Push the button, and just pull the chain, Then out comes heavy pouring rain
Other firefighters: {Having fun)
Squirt it down lower, squirt it up high
Other firefighters: (With the funk)
P: Squirt it down lower, squirt it up high
Other firefighters: (Having fun)
Squirt it to the left, and squirt it to the right Other firefighters: (With the funk)
P: Squirt it to the left, and squirt it to the right
Slam the water smack right on the fire, extinguish the flame cuz that's my desire
P: Slam the water smack right on the fire, extinguish the flame cuz that's my desire
Come on now the fire's almost out, then you're on your way just leave and go about
P: Come on now the fire's almost out, then you're on your way just leave and go about
We be on a role, puttin on a show, letting people know we jam together
P: We be on a role, puttin on a show, letting people know we jam together
Give it all you got with all your might, you better not go down without a fight
P: Give it all you got with all your might, you better not go down without a fight
Lookin up high I see all the smoke, you better help me put this out without a choke
P: Lookin up high I see all the smoke, you better help me put this out without a choke
Push the button, and just pull the chain, Then out comes heavy pouring rain
P: Push the button, and just pull the chain, Then out comes heavy pouring rain
Other firefighters: {Having fun)
Squirt it down lower, squirt it up high
Other firefighters: (With the funk)
P: Squirt it down lower, squirt it up high
Other firefighters: (Having fun)
Squirt it to the left, and squirt it to the right Other firefighters: (With the funk)
P: Squirt it to the left, and squirt it to the right
Slam the water smack right on the fire, extinguish the flame cuz that's my desire
P: Slam the water smack right on the fire, extinguish the flame cuz that's my desire
Come on now the fire's almost out, then you're on your way just leave and go about
P: Come on now the fire's almost out, then you're on your way just leave and go about
Uh yes, welcome to the fire
P: Uh yes, welcome to the fire
Fire's out, I'm not a liar
P: Fire's out, I'm not a liar
Time for lunch, yeah, I'm outta here
OK, That was pretty good. You can go through now.
Parappa: Hoooo yeah!! -------------------------------------------------------
On Tuesday
Sunny: How’s this? [Shows dress she made]
Parappa: Wow! That’s cool! Can I see it from the side? Hey, that’s really nice.
PJ: How about this? This is called ‘The Yummy Yummy Beef Stage’. Do you like?
Parappa: Hmmm...
Sunny: I think it needs to be a little more girl-like.
PJ: Like bite-size beef?
Parappa: Well, can’t we just stay away from beef?
PJ: OK. Pork. [Pictures a pig, which snorts] ------------------------------------------------------
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
Baby: Ma ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma
P: Ma ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
P: Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa
Gimme some milk, gimme some food
P: Gimme some milk, gimme some food
Gimme the car, one dat goes voom!
P: Gimme the car, one dat goes voom!
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
I need to potty, or yes I’ll be naughty
P: I need to potty, or yes I’ll be naughty
Somebody hold me tight somebody hug me
P: Some body hold me tight somebody hug me
Ma ma ma ma
P: Ma ma ma ma
Pa pa pa pa
P: Pa pa pa pa
Somebody come here quick
P: Somebody come here quick
I’m gonna start a trick
P: I’m gonna start a trick
Here I go,
P: Here I go,
Didn’t you know
P: Didn’t you know
I am a kid,
P: I am a kid,
With no control
P: With no control
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep will, ya!?)
I think I’m wet,
P: I think you’re wet,
I think you’re next
P: I think I’m next
I need to go you know
P: I need to go you know
Can’t hold much longer you know
P: Can’t hold much longer you know
Are you the person who’s name’s Parappa Rapper?
P: Are you the person who’s name’s Parappa Rapper?
Or was it Ma ma, ma ma ma ma ma
P: Or was it Ma ma, ma ma ma ma ma
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
Hey hey Papa, don’t you think I’m good?
P: Hey hey Papa, don’t you think I’m good?
Now can I please have my food? (Cathy: Take it)
P: Now can I please have my food?
Cathy Pillar: (Now put these kids to sleep, will ya!?)
Papa can I have the toy that make sound?
P: Papa can I have the toy that make sound?
Mama can I have the food that taste good?
P: Mama can I have the food that taste good?
I need to go to bed for real mama
P: I need to go to bed for real mama
But buy that toy for me before papa
P: But buy that toy for me before papa
I’ll shut up now I’m sleepy... Zzz
Parappa: That was pretty good! Nighty night little guys. -------------------------------------------------------
On Wednesday
[At Chunky Burger restaurant, Katy enters]
Parappa: How’s everything going?
Katy: Good. How about you guys?
Sunny: Great. Look at this. [Shows the dress. Katy goes to touch it]
Parappa: Hey hey. Hey hey hey. So what are the other members of the band like?
Katy: Umm. The drummer Ma-san’s got a very strong arm. She’s stronger than your average man. [Parappa and PJ picture big beefy man hitting them with his drumsticks] The guitarist’s name is Lammy. She really really grabs the stage head on. [PJ and Parappa big disgruntled woman grabbing them by the collar] They’ll be here soon.
Parappa: [He and PJ back away toward the exit] Oh... We gotta go soon so... ummm... Maybe some other time. -------------------------------------------------------
Captain Fussenpepper:
Set up the flaps, turn on the lights, fasten your seatbelts, for the fight!
P: Set up the flaps, turn on the lights, fasten your seatbelts, for the fight!
Get up in the more, run around the track, show me what you got, Soldier!
P: Get up in the more, run around the track, show me what you got, Soldier!
Did I eat my drink??
P: Did you eat your drink??
I thought milk was pink??
P: You thought milk was pink??
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
P: Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!
P: Little bit of this, little bit of that! Just gimme your muchies
P: Just gimme your munchies
I wonder where lunch is?
P: I wonder where lunch is?
Wear your bullet proof vest!
P: Wear your bullet proof vest!
Always give it your best!
P: Always give it your best!
I’ll miss my train
P: You’ll miss your train
I’ll miss my brain
P: May I help you?
Set up the flaps, turn on the lights, fasten your seatbelts, for the fight!
P: Set up the flaps, turn on the lights, fasten your seatbelts, for the fight!
Get up in the more, run around the track, show me what you got, Soldier!
P: Get up in the more, run around the track, show me what you got, Soldier!
Bring all the food and the drinks all for me
P: Bring all the food and the drinks all for me
I want some apples and blueberries to eat
P: I want some apples and blueberties to eat
You think I’m old, you think I’m cold, I may be bold, you’re right I never had the gold
P: I think you’re old, I think you’re cold, you may be bold, I’m, right, you never had the gold
But I don’t care, even if I don’t have hair, the only thing that matters in life’s to take care!
P: But you don’t care, even if you don’t have hair, the only thing that matters in life’s to take care!
I’ll miss my train
P: You’ll miss your train
I’ll miss my brain
P: May I help you??
Throttle up, flaps down!
P: Throttle up, flaps down!
Power up, gears down!
P: Power up, gears down!
I’m losing beats
P: You’re losing beats
I want my sheets
P: You want your sheets
Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
P: Auto pilot on, auto pilot off!
Little bit of this, little bit of that!
P: Little bit of this, little bit of that!
Just gimme your muchies
P: Just gimme your munchies
I wonder where lunch is?
P: I wonder where lunch is?
Wear your bullet proof vest!
P: Wear your bullet proof vest!
Always give it your best!
P: Always give it your best!
Do you think that I’m old enough to fly, I don’t know son, I just wanna try
P: Do I think that you’re old enough to fly, I don't know that, you just wanna try
I’m still wondering when I die, I hope I get to eat I hope I don’t cry
P: You’re still wondering when you die, you hope you get to eat you hope you don’t cry
That was gooder than good! Congratulations!
Parappa: Check that out! It’s my lucky day! -------------------------------------------------------
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Folks! Aren’t you tired of seeing the same old commercial about chains? Well, when I, Joe Chin talk about chains, I’m more serious than a worm trying to escape becoming bait! If you use these Joe Chin Brand Chains, your bicycle will be capable of running over any kind of natural obstacles. Not only that, if you put these chains onto your favorite chainsaw, you’ll be able to chop down trees faster than any bulldozer has done before. So pick one up at your local store now. I mean NOW. -------------------------------------------------------
Paul Chuck:
Get up turn your chainsaw on,
P: Get up turn your chainsaw on,
It’s time to get your power back on
P: It’s time to get your power back on
Now let’s start with this tree over here
P: Now let’s start with this tree over here
Cuz I know we need to get in high gear
P: Cuz I know we need to get in high gear
Come on hurry, I need you to hurry, I thought you’re in a hurry but don’t worry
P: Come on hurry, I need you to hurry, I thought you’re in a hurry but don’t worry
No need to worry, cuz I know the deal, the trees’ll grow back for sure, that’s for real
P: No need to worry, cuz I know the deal, the trees’ll grow back for sure, that’s for real
Ain’t this fun? Having fun in the sun, I love rockin’ to the beat just for fun
P: Ain’t this fun? Having fun in the sun, I love rockin’ to the beat just for fun
Don’t forget uh, I mean for real, My chainsaws rule with the world with appeal
P: Don’t forget uh, I mean for real, My chainsaws rule with the world with appeal
NEVER USE JOE CHIN’S CHAIN FOR THEM
Rockin with beat, rollin with the heat
P: Rockin with beat, rollin with the heat
Rolling up high in the sun
P: Rolling up high in the sun
Turn it to the side,
P: Turn it to the side,
hold it up high
P: hold it up high
Turn it up high
P: Turn it up high
Hold it to the side
P: Hold it to the side
We gonna make a good guitar with this wood
P: We gonna make a good guitar with this wood
So give it all you got girl, I mean for real
P: So give it all you got girl, I mean for real
Come on hurry, I need you to hurry, I thought you’re in a hurry but don’t worry
P: Come on hurry, I need you to hurry, I thought you’re in a hurry but don’t worry
No need to worry, cuz I know the deal, the trees’ll grow back for sure, that’s for real
P: No need to worry, cuz I know the deal, the trees’ll grow back for sure, that’s for real
Ain’t this fun? Having fun in the sun, I love rockin’ to the beat just for fun
P: Ain’t this fun? Having fun in the sun, I love rockin’ to the beat just for fun
Don’t forget uh, I mean for real, My chainsaws rule with the world with appeal
P: Don’t forget uh, I mean for real, My chainsaws rule with the world with appeal
NEVER USE JOE CHIN’S CHAINS FOR THEM NO!
Rockin with the beat, rollin with the heat
P: Rockin with the beat, rollin with the heat
Rolling up high in the sun
P: Rolling up high in the sun
Now we come far,
P: Now we come far,
Tell me who you are
P: Tell me who you are
You must be a star,
P: You must be a star,
let’s see your guitar
P: let’s see your guitar
Hmmm I’m impressed! You can move on now
Parappa: Alright! Let’s move on -------------------------------------------------------
On Thursday
Parappa: Hey! Wanna start a band?
PJ: Yeah! Rock’n Roll! [They go to Maxi-Music. Prince Fleaswallow is cashier]
Parappa: We want an instrument that fits us right!
Both: Rock’n Roll!
Parappa: ...and a one, a two, a three, four! [Play wooden instruments by rubbing them with sticks]
Parappa: Wai-wai-wait a minute! That doesn’t sound like Rock’n Roll!
PJ: Cuz you played it funny. Now it’s my turn. -------------------------------------------------------
Teriyaki Yoko:
I still feel and smell your smoke and I can not play, straight with your game
P: I still feel and smell your smoke and I can not play, straight with your game
Cuz I know that you’re gonna behave, like a child from the world way up above
P: Cuz I know that you’re gonna behave, like a child from the world way up above
In any case, it’s all up to you, if you can just show me just what you can do
P: In any case, it’s all up to you, if you can just show me just what you can do
I sure hope that you ain’t no bluff, I’ve seen many many of those, I’ve had enough
P: I sure hope that you ain’t no bluff, I’ve seen many many of those, I’ve had enough
Somebody come and rescue me quick, or I’m gonna be the angel’s next pick
P: Somebody come and rescue me quick, or I’m gonna be the angel’s next pick
You don’t wanna see me get hurt, My friend’s been mean to me that’s for sure
P: You don’t wanna see me get hurt, My friend’s been mean to me that’s for sure
If I can have, have another wish, I want a man to join my next dish
P: If I can have, have another wish, I want a man to join my next dish
But if I can’t have another one, I’ll turn my back , and go on the run
P: But if I can’t have another one, I’ll turn my back , and go on the run
In any case, it’s all up to you, if you can just show me just what you can do
P: In any case, it’s all up to you, if you can just show me just what you can do
I sure hope that you ain’t no bluff, I’ve seen many many of those, I’ve had enough
P: I sure hope that you ain’t no bluff, I’ve seen many many of those, I’ve had enough
Somebody come and rescue me quick, or I’m gonna be the angel’s next pick
P: Somebody come and rescue me quick, or I’m gonna be the angel’s next pick
You don’t wanna see me get hurt, My friend’s been mean to me that’s for sure
P: You don’t wanna see me get hurt, My friend’s been mean to me that’s for sure
If I can have, have another wish, I want a man to join my next dish
P: If I can have, have another wish, I want a man to join my next dish
But if I can’t have another one, I’ll turn my back , and go on the run
P: But if I can’t have another one, I’ll turn my back , and go on the run
Time comes for me, for me to have fun
P: Time comes for me, for me to have fun
But I don’t like fun in the sun
P: But I don’t like fun in the sun
Talkin bout no gettin tired
P: Talkin bout no gettin tired
Staying close and in the fire
P: Staying close and in the fire
Nonstop and never ending
P: Nonstop and never ending
Always the strong defending
P: Always the strong defending
You were just as I expected. Really good.
Parappa: Thanks a lot! That was awesome! -------------------------------------------------------
On Friday
Parappa: We ended up buying a guitar!
PJ: That’s cool. But it’s a little too shiny.
Parappa: Yeah. And it needs to look a little more used.
PJ: Uh huh. Let’s make it dirty. [Rubs chocolate donut on it]
Parappa: Cool! I’m gonna break a string right here. [Clips string]
PJ: That’s awesome! It’d look better if I cut this part out a little bit.
[Takes out pocket-knife, wood shavings start flying around the room] Now that’s a guitar.
Parappa: Uh, are you sure?? [Is the wooden instrument from before. Parappa plays it by rubbing it with the stick] -------------------------------------------------------
Katy Kat:
No cuttin’ corners
She’s on the border now
No time for tears,
P: No time for tears,
the goal is near,
P: the goal is near,
I’m trying to shift
P: I’m trying to shift
to a higher gear
P: to a higher gear
That’s when I see, all of ya comin’
P: That’s when I see, all of ya comin’
Just to, prevent me from running
P: Just to, prevent me from running
Facin’ the problems that’ll get me
P: Facin’ the problems that’ll get me
I don’t wanna spend no time see
P: I don’t wanna spend no time see
I guess all the hype that I could handle
P: I guess all the hype that I could handle
Was taken care of yes, when I was little
P: Was taken care of yes, when I was little
But let me give you, a word of advice, it seems like a waste of time but it’s nice
P: But let me give you, a word of advice, it seems like a waste of time but it’s nice
And in life, struggle will help you later, no cuttin’ corners
P: And in life, struggle will help you later, no cuttin’ corners
And I’m in a beat
P: And I’m in a beat
Cuz I got the moves
P: Cuz I got the moves
I don't need time to rest
P: I don’t need time to rest
You know I got the groove
P: You know I got the groove
And I would give you my best
P: And I would give you my best
Running from east to west
P: Running from east to west
Got the moves y’all
P: Got the moves y’all
Diggin’ the groove y’all
P: Diggin’ the groove y’all
Hippity hop y’all
P: Hippity hop y’all
Tippity top ya’ll,
P: Tippity top y’all,
Go on
P: Go on
Move on
P: Move on
Get on
No cuttin’ corners
She’s on the border now
Facin’ the problems that’ll get me
P: Facin’ the problems that’ll get me
I don’t wanna spend no time see
P: I don’t wanna spend no time see
All of this, hype from all around
P: All of this, hype from all around
Seems like a waste of time with big sound
P: Seems like a waste of time with big sound
But let me give you, a word of advice, it seems like a waste of time but it’s nice
P: But let me give you, a word of advice, it seems like a waste of time but it’s nice
And in life, struggle will help you later, no cuttin’ corners
P: And in life, struggle will help you later, no cuttin’ corners
And I’m in a beat
P: And I’m in a beat
Cuz I got the moves
P: Cuz I got the moves
I don't need time to rest
P: I don’t need time to rest
You know I got the groove
P: You know I got the groove
And I would give you my best
P: And I would give you my best
Running from east to west
P: Running from east to west
Got the moves y’all
P: Got the moves y’all
Diggin’ the groove y’all
P: Diggin’ the groove y’all
Hippity hop y’all
P: Hippity hop y’all
Tippity top ya’ll,
P: Tippity top y’all,
Go on
P: Go on
Move on
P: Move on
Get on
No cuttin’ corners
No cuttin’ corners
She’s on the border now
Alright, Wasn’t that a groove? Thanks everyone!
Parappa: Ah yeah, keep it groovin’! -------------------------------------------------------
[Ending scene]
Joe Chin [voice]: It’s grand! It’s big! It’s huge! It’s humongous! The new Joe Chin Lap Top Computer is the largest in th world. If you’re looking for a BIG lap top computer, this is it. You don’t need to worry about your computer getting stolen anymore! Just send cash, check or you credit card to Joe Chin’s Theft-Proof Lap Top PC Now, and I mean 'now'.
[Goes to scene with Ma-san typing on the Joe Chin Lap Top PC very slowly. She gets frustarated and takes out her drumsticks and uses them to type very rapidly and furiously. This makes the computer slam on her and give a small explosion. Ma-san lifts the computer off her, singed] ------------------------------------------------------
That’s the end of the Um Jammer Lammy story! Don’t forget Lammy Rammy team, Lammy vs. Rammy, Lammy and Parappa team, and Lammy vs. Parappa (by the way,Lammy and Parappa is a combination of every other line of each of their songs.] Now check out the Miscellaneous songs from the game! Thanks for reading!! :o)
MISCELLANEOUS SONGS!!
Birth Song
Time for you and me to have a family
With a baby, we should live so happily
Could be a boy or girl whichever we don't mind at all
Our newborn treasure shall bring lots of love and peace to all... Uh huh!
You can give him food, change his diapers
You can pay the bills, do the dishes
You can babysit
Only if I'm it
Why don't we just flip a coin,
naw I will do the work
I'll be glad to do the work
Time for you and me to have a family
With a baby, we should live so happily
Could be a boy or girl whichever we don't mind at all
Our newborn treasure shall bring lots of love and peace to all... Uh huh!
Our newest little baby...
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Casino In My Hair
Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware?
Casino here, casino there, casino in my hair
I wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare
Casino here, casino there, casino in my hair
Surely purty honey, I love you so
If I had the money, it will be yours
I think about the barrels spinning inside of my head
Where's that place that comes in pairs whenever I'm aware?
Casino here, casino there, casino in my hair
I wish my bear was in the air with no more time to spare
Casino here, casino there, casino in my hair
