I was over at Sanzo's house and I played DOA2: Hardcore among other games. This is how I remember it.

X2: (to Beko) Beko, Leon is not Australian.

Beko: Wait! Who told you about that?!

X2: It’s on Sanzo’s Blog!

Beko: Wait, Sanzo, how did that get on the net?

X2: I just told you!

X2: I could show it to you if you want me to.

Sanzo: Later, X2

Later, Me, R2, Beko and Sanzo are all playing DOA2: Hardcore

Beko: Look, Leon even looks like he’s Australian.

X2: He’s tan. How is a tan skin tone supposed to make someone Australian? I’m tan myself.

R2: No, you look Mexican.

X2: Shut up.

(R2 hits X2)

X2: Ow!

R2: You deserved it.

X2: Anyway, Beko, Leon is Italian.

Sanzo: It says it in his bio.

R2: I don’t know he looks Russian to me.

X2: That’s possible.

Sanzo is playing R2, R2 is Ein, Sanzo is Ayane.

Sanzo is losing to R2.

X2: I thought you were good at this game/

Sanzo: Sorry, I must be distracted by Ein’s chest.

X2: Well, he does have the proper fan girl drooling outfit.

Sanzo: And what’s that?

X2: Well he’s got no shirt, unbuttoned pants and handcuffs.

Sanzo: Got a point. ^^”””

R2, later is losing to Sanzo.

R2: I must be distracted by Ayane.

X2: Oh, so Sanzo is distracted by Ein and you’re distracted by Ayane.

X2: Sanzo was distracted by Ein’s chest and R2 was distracted by well….Ayane

Beko: You’re right, Ayane has panty shots, a short skirt, I vibrantly colored ribbon and boobs that defy gravity itself.

R2: Good point.

There is more to this story, I’m just tired and running out of ideas, so wait for the next episode of X2’s Misadventures in gaming.