NDAMIXX: Dr. Goldie Mack

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NDAMIXX: Dr. Goldie Mack
IF IT AIN'T NDAMIXX IT AIN'T SHIT!

Dr. Goldie Mack is now accepting nu patients

Whassup Playas? First, let me lay my credentials on you. I do have a PHD and I am a certified P.O.T.Y. (Playa Of The Year). I'm known worldwide for havin' da finest thangs on the stroll. From da Pointe to da ATL they all know my name. From Chi-Town to LA LA Land they all respect my game. Lemme tell you see, I've been in it for a minute. Started wit just one, last name Bennett. Where she at now? I don't know. But that's the game you see they come and go. And you can't be one if you don't have none. So all you phake azz playas out there. Goldie Mack is back so beware.

Now let us get down to bizness. This is da real deal advice column. None of that Dear Abbey shiznit. So if you got advice or questions or you want to respond to something, you need to hit me at: Dr_GMACK@HOTMAIL.COM (dr_gmack@hotmail.com)

Every week, I'll hit you off wit some free advice and answer your most pressing questions right here. I will answer all emails, but I will only choose one or two questions to publish and answer, giving you all the chance to view it and respond. If the topic is a hot one, I'll hit you wit a poll so you can get your vote on. No topic is off limits, but I might just have to edit them for content and editorial purposes (Chris wrote that last sentence).

Remember you can send your questions and comments to me at: DR_GMACK@HOTMAIL.COM (dr_gmack@homail.com). This is our first question so there are no Reader Responses this week. Be one of the first to respond and you will eligible to win an exclusive NDAMIXX tee-shirt and fitted cap combo. Winners will be notified by e-mail.

Dr. Goldie Mack

{%%Question Of the Week%%}

Dear G. Mack,

My homeboy T. (not his real name) is always falling for the wrong type of girl. It seems every girl he dates is a stripper. Don't get me wrong ain't nothing wrong with dating a stripper, but he falls for them. I mean he falls deep. One stripper he was dating got him arrested twice and wrecked his car. He is now dating a new girl. A stripper he met a year ago at a bachelor party. That night she gave the groom the "full service" special out by the pool. We all witnessed it including T., but now he is denying she "did anything" that night. Yeah right!

Well, the reason I am writing is because the other day he announced that the two of them are engaged and will be getting married next year. The other homeboys and I tried a three hour intrevention by riding him and teasing his ass about his choice of women. When we mentioned what happened at the bachelor party a year ago he said, "they wasn't doing nothing". I would hate to see him take this plunge. How can we get through to him or should we try to help him at all?

Sincerely,
A True Homeboy

{%%Da Words Of Remedy%%}

ATrue Homeboy,

You're right ain't nothing wrong with dating or hitting a stripper, but there is something wrong with trying to turn a "ho" into a housewife, even a pretend housewife (live in girlfriend). Strippers are "hoes" nothing you or I can do about that. If your homie can't realize that fact then he has a deeper problem. He's was born a trick! He's a natural. When he gets older he'll be a sugar daddy. It's in his nature and there is nothing you or your boys can do to change him. If the last stripper had him arrested twice and wrecked his car as you said then what are we to do, but to let him live his life his way.

You didn't say why he was arrested and I don't need to know. The important thang you said was arrested twice which means your boy came back for seconds. If at first you don't succeed I guess. Most strippers/dancers that do bachelor parties are always willing to do the full monty and give it up to the groom to be for a few extras dollars. That's why she was hired in the first place. If your homie forgot that maybe he needs a reminder. How you say? A Sting...

Hire the "Ho". Get another friend to call and get a "date" with her. Have a video camera ready and set up in the "play" room. Tape her in action (send me a copy of the tape) and mail him a copy or give it to him as an engagement party present. Deal Done. If you realy want to get at him do a fake bachelor party and hire old girl to do the party. Remember the camera and get her to do the fake groom and a few of the other attendees and give him a copy of the tape (and don't forget to send me a copy).

Dr. Goldie Mack
It ain't easy, but I love to do it.

Readers Respond:
G. Mack you straight on point. You can't turn a hoe into a housewife. That dude T. is slipping, tripping, and tricking. Yo can I get a copy of the tape also? Big Pimpin' Jovah Send your comments or nu questions to: DR_GMACK@HOTMAIL.COM (dr_gmack@hotmail.com). Or you can hit us wit your FEEDBACK. We will post your responses here to the question of the week.