(Gibberish) translation: So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick (Eminem) Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-20's A young-ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass So the rats can't chew through his last pants I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightnin' Frightened with five little white Vicaden pills bitin' him I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital, lost Stingin' the fuck out of everything I come across in the halls I light a candle and place it up on the mantle Grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds hurtin' (Bitch it's too late) 'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's "curtains" (Swifty McBay) I'm an instigator, three-eighty slug penetrator They bring creative murders to kill haters Accused for every crime known to the equator They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my gators My weed'll hit your chest like a double-barreled gauge'er I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in your face With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Henny I do shit on purpose You'll never hear me say "forgive me" I'm snatchin' every penny, it's gotta be that way Nigga face it, that weed I sold to you? Regate laced it You had it, I'll make the President get a face-lift Niggas just afraid, handin' me their bracelets Chillin' in the lab wasted I'm the type that'll drink Kaluha and Gin, and throw up on the mic Don't like this rule, you get socked right on sight And even at the Million Man March, we gonna fight Chorus: So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like, my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick (Bizarre) I'm a compulsive liar, set my preacher on fire Slash your tires, find out, thinkin' they're mine Plate's expired, so as soon as I'm hired, I'm fired Jackin' my dick off in a band of barbed wires "Hey, is Bizarre performing?" Bitch, didn't you read the flyer? Special invited guest will be Richard Pryor "Aren't you a male dancer?" Naw bitch, I'm retired, for fuckin' a bitch in the ass with a tire iron I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip - lettin' the record skip (reverse revolving of record) I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin' It's gonna cost $300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion Some bitch asked for my autograph I called her a whore, spit beer in her face, and laughed I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam All bitches are hoes, even my stinkin' ass moms (Caniver) Ayo flashback, two seats, too deep up in that asscrack Weed laced with somethin', nigga pass that And after then we go to hang out with hashrats At a Stop The Violence rally I blast gats, be it a mom or publishing Get your ass capped, the Caniver divider Yo cash that, run your motherfuckin' pockets ASAP, I don't need a platinum chain Bitch, I'll snatch Shaq's, born loser Half-thief and half-black Bring your boys and your guns, and get laughed at Bitch smack 'em, bitch rappers get ejac-jacked Found chopped-up in a trash bag (Dirty Harry) Stranglin' rappers to the point they can't yell 'Cause their crew is full of fags that're sweeter than bake sales Wreckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace Cruisin' and causin' more trouble than nine hoodlums I rattle your Adam's Apple until it crackles Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you Get executed, 'cause I'm a looney I got an adept mind, and it's polluted I cock it back then shoot it I love snatchin' up players, thugs, and young ballers Shoot up they household, even the young toddlers Brigades barricade to bring the noise Watch the bullets wrap your bones up like Christmas toys If I go solo, I'm doing a song with Bolo A big Chinese nigga, screamin' "Ihava yo-yo" I'll leave your face leakin' Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin' Take a swing at the deacon (The Con Artist) I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight I was straight until I got caught sellin' em shaped I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' sex in my tent While the superintendent thought up, my brain's out of order I've been a con artist since I was swimmin' in water And cahoots with this nigga named Fall Out Tom (?) Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb (special delivery) I signed to a local label for fun Say I got cancer, get dropped an advancement and run Ride by you in the rain while you carry your son Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun Got a reputation for havin' niggas run up they funds Used to be the type of nigga that was full of some one's 'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough Chorus Suck my motherfuckin' dick... D-12... Dirty motherfuckin' Dozen... Assed you like a snake slut bitch with 30 fuckin' husbands... Bizarre kid... Swifty McBay... The Con Artist... The Caniver... Dirty Harry... Haha, and Slim Shady...   

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