[Chorus: Eminem - harmonizing] + {Eminem with an Eric Cartman-esque voice} Owww, owww, OWWWWWW {OW! GAWD DAMN!} I'm, gonna fack-,-ing cum {OHH SHIT!} Fack, fack, FAAAACK {FACK, I AM!} I am, I'm going, to cum {I'M CUMING! .. OH, YES!}

[Verse One] I never seen no chick like this This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist Condom on my dick, of course it is This bitch don't know what abortion is So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star Looks like Jenna, fack I'm gonna cum I think my rubber's comin off But oh it's so fucking wet and soft Fack, I'm gonna start lettin off I'm squirting and she's not gettin off {*Em's voice keeps getting higher*} And she's on top, I'm gonna facking Oh God, oh don't do that Don't stop! Stop don't, I don't mean don't stop Ow wait a minute, ow ow, fack I'm gonna facking cum!

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[Verse Two] Ooh wow, boom that pow Oooh ow, I need a cigarette now! Ow I'm so facking hot And you're so facking hot Oh my God, I wanna facking fack No not FUCK, I said FACK F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K Fack, fack fack, facking FREAK ME! Ooh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr. Freaky Let's call yo' sister three-way Have some threesome, me so haw-ny And you're such a facking babe I wanna go down on you - FACK YOU SHAVED! {*Em's voice goes up again*} Oh God damn, here I go again I'm gonna cum, I am!!

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[Verse Three] Mamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmm Mamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmm Mamamamaaahh, ahahahahahammmmmm Mamamamaaahh, a-be-be-be-bwa-bwa-bwa Okay I'm done, I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all out of gas, not so fast AH, your finger just went in my ass! OW THAT HURTS, take it out now Ohh, wait a minute, oww Put it back in, in in in This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs Now see that gerbil, grab that tube Shove it up my butt, let that lil' rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah Right there, right there {*Em's voice goes up*} Ohh, I'm cuming, OHH YEAH Fack, I just came again Okay pull it out now, errrr! Oh fack yeah, wait he's not out He's still crawlin around up there Oh fack, I think it's stuck OW BUT IT FEELS SO FACKING GOOD!

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[Outro: Eminem singing] Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Eww, eww, eww eww {*music fades*}