2006 Dodge Caravan
This guy goes into a restaurant and order a coffee, and when the lady comes to table with the coffee, she has in her thumb in the coffee. The guy asks, why is your thumb in my coffee. She said it feels better when its in a warm place. He said then you can stick it up your ass. She said that's where it is when its not in the coffee.
One day when a teacher went to school, she saw the somebody had wrote penis on the board in very small letters, so she just erased it, and went on with the days lessons. The next day it was wrote a little bit bigger. She did the same thing and erased it. The third day when she came in, it said the more you rub it, the bigger it gets
Why did the snowman pull down his pants?
He herd the snowblower coming
What is Black and White and red all over?
The newspaper
why fart and waste it, when you could burp and taste it
This little black kid went up to this white kid, and said what are those you holding. he said they are smart pills. He said can I buy some, and he said 10 cents, so he gave him three pills for 10 cents. The next day, he came back, and he said I don't feel any smarter, maybe you need some more. So the black kid got 3 more for 10 cents. The third day when he came back, he said I don't think I am getting any smarter. The pills also kinda taste like rabbit terds. The white boy said you are getting smarter already
Why did the blonde fuck a mexican?
Her teacher told her to do an essay
Don't hate me cause you ain't me
90 percent of women maturbate in the shower, the other 10 percent sing?
What song do they sing
Two newlywed ducks get a hotel room for the night. The duck buys some condoms from the hotel, and the guy asks him if he wants them out on his bill, and said no, that you suffocate me
A blonde goes into walmart and tries to buy a tv, the guy says we dont sell tvs to blondes. Burnette, red head, how do you know I am a real blonde. That is a microwave, not a tv
How is a penis like a baby? You play with them too much and they puke all over you
A teacher tells the kids to use the words definitely in a sentence. The first boy says The grass id def. green. The techer says no, the graa is brown in the fall. The second student says the sky is def. blue, she says no, it can be grey, and dark at night. The third boy says does gas have lumps in it. She said no, then I def. just shit my pants.
A black baby was given wings by god. The baby asked does this mean im an angel, god laughed and said no, your a bat.
How to starve black? Hide food stamps in work boots.
how does Michael Jackson pick nose? From a catalog.
What do you do if you see a black with half head shot off? Stop laughing and shoot other half off.
How do you keep blacks out of front yard? Hang one in the back yard.
Michael Jackson was on boat with boy scouts, and the boat hit an ice berg. they told mike to get off boat, he says what about the kids. They say fuck the kids, and mike looks around, and says do we have enought time.
A cat falls in the water, and the rooster laughs. Moral of the story. A wet pussy make a cock happy.
What does Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both go in little boys rooms, and they both leave with empty sacks.
Are you scarred of squirrels? Then why are you hiding your nuts in a sack.
h Here i sit, broken hearted, had to shit, only farted.
6-8 piecies joke
how-when joke
You mamas like home depot, 10 cents a screw.
I saw Jacob kicking a can down the street, what the hell are you doing? Jake says im moving.
looked in a bowl of cheerios, oh donut seeds
your mom told you to go buy color tv, you said what color
so dumb, you put battery in your ass, and said i got the power
so dumb neesd a recepe to boil water
saw a billboard that said dodge trucks, and he started ducking through traffic
Im happier than a carp in a septic tank
sex is like snow, you never knowhow many inches your gonna get or how long it will last
fuck stands for friendship you can keep. So promise me that we will Fuck for life
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