Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you want to see something swell?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Baby, you're a sex crime waiting to happen."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You know what would look good on you? Me."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "My name's _____. That's so you know what to scream."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Gee, I didn't know angels flew so low."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Are you ok?? 'Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my head all day."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you fuck on a first date? No? Well, see you tomorrow then."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Say, didn't we go to different schools together?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You dont sweat much for a fat chick."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you know the difference between having a beer and having sex? No? Well, let's go back to my place for a beer."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Would be my love buffet? So I could lay you out on the table and take what I want?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Let's go back to my place and do all the things I will tell everyone we did anyway."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Someone call heaven and tell them one of their angels is loose."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? Hey! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Here, let me clean you off a place to sit." Make a big display of wiping off your mouth with your hands.
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" Grab her butt and say, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "When she asks for a match: "How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Call and whistle "Lucky, here boy." When she asks what you are doing: "I'm trying to get Lucky. Want to help?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine's 'Slippery When Wet."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I'm new in town. Could you give me the directions to your apartment?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "When she asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You've got the nicest set of teeth that I've ever come across."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the word."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Sex is a killer...want to die happy?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Just call me milk, I'll do your body good."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be." 
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going..."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away."   
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Wanna Play House?  You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Guy: "Would you like to dance?"    Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"  | /say Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Excuse me, can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I love every bone in your body - especially mine."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went into this cheap motel room."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."
Top 70 worst pick up lines - "Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?"    Girl:"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."



