
· MONTY PYTHON HOLY GRAIL · 

Armaments I:9-27 



Brother Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, that with it thy may blow thy enemies to tiny bits." In thy mercy.

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and breakfast cereals, and fruitbats, and orangutans, and large chunks of- 


High Priest: Skip a bit, brother. 


Brother Maynard: And then the Lord spake, saying:

"First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. 

*Three* shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. 

*Four* shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. 

Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade to-wards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen. 


All: Amen. 


Arthur: Right! (pulls pin) One! Two! Five! 


Bedevere: Three, Sire!! 


Arthur: Three! (throws hand grenade at the Killer Rabbit) 


(holy music) 


KABOOM. 