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WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You can enjoy a beer all month.                      *** THE CANONICAL LIST ***
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer stains wash out.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say When beer goes flat you toss it out.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer is never late.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say HANGOVERS go away.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer labels come off without a fight.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer never has a headache.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You can share a beer with your friends.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say A beer is always wet.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't demand equality.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say A beer doesn't care when you come.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You can have a beer in public.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say A frigid beer is a good beer.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer always comes in multiples of six.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer looks the same in the morning.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't get cramps.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't have a mother.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't have morals.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer always listens and never argues.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't demand legality.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer is never overweight.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't need much closet space.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer never changes its mind.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer never asks you to change the station.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer is always easy to pick up.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Big, fat beers are nice to have.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't pout or play games.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer NEVER says no.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer is easy to get into.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't wear a bra.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't live with its mother.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't blow you off.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN | /say Beer doesn't mind football season.

