Dear Abby: >I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. > >My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and >understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to >her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond >what we had expected it to be. >When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just >under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be >a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. >Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I >knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. >I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly >how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... >There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He >was smi! ling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good >kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he >congratulated me on passing their little test. >Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought >their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? >Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the >reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom? Dear Abby: >I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. > >My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and >understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to >her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond >what we had expected it to be. >When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just >under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be >a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. >Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I >knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. >I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly >how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... >There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He >was smi! ling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good >kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he >congratulated me on passing their little test. >Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought >their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? >Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the >reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?