A Soldier, Sailor, Airman and Marine got into an argument as to which service was "the best."

The arguing became so intense the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck. They were struck and killed instantly.

Soon the servicemen found themselves at the Pearly Gates where they met St. Peter.

They decided only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four asked him, "St. Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?"

After a few moments, he replied that he
could not answer that and would have to kick it up to God for an answer the next time he saw Him. Meanwhile, he said "Thank you for your service on earth and Welcome to Heaven!

Some time later the four saw St. Peter and reminded him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven.

Suddenly a sparkling white dove lands on St. Peter's shoulder. There is a note, glistening with gold dust, in the dove's beak.

"This must be the answer from the Boss, let's see what it says."
He opene the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos, and St. Peter reads aloud to the servicemen.

MEMORANDUM: FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY. TO: Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines. SUBJ: WHICH MILITARY SERVICE IS BEST.  Gentlemen, ALL branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble. Each serves America well, and with distinction. Being a servicemen in the United States Military represents a special calling warranting special respect, tribute and dedication. Be proud of that.    Sincerely,  GOD, USN (Ret.)

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