WACKY  WIT

Have  You   Ever   Wondered   About  The
Deep  Mysteries Of Life ?

If the theory of evolution is right, why do Moms still only have 2 hands ?

When you choke a "smurf" what color does he turn ?

How can a building burn up, when it burns down ?

Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections ?

Is it true  that tigers don't eat clowns because they taste funny ?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does Baby oil come from ?

Why is there Braille on the number pads of the drive-through bank machines ?

How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow sign ?

I wonder why when people see a litter box, they ask "Oh, do you have a cat ?"
I'd like to say  "No, it's for company !"

If you jogged backward...would you gain weight ?

What would you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp ?

Did you ever notice that when you blow into a dogs face, he gets mad at you...
but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window !

Have you ever noticed...that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and those going faster are maniacs.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching  t.v. by candlelight.

Who drew all the lines around the countries ?

When you plan a picnic it rains.

When you take a trip...You never get lost  ?

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

When you finally get your head together your body falls apart.

That brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever.

Just when you get used to yesterday,along comes today.

If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

Amazing ! You just hang something  in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

The man who boast he never made a mistake, has a wife who did.

Puppy love is just a prelude to a dogs life.

The mind is like television, When it goes blank its a good idea to turn off the sound.

Nothing in this world is friendlier than a wet dog.

By the time a man finds greener pastures, he's too old to climb the fence.

If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there.

The penalty for bigamy is two mother-in-laws

Laughter is the sun, that drives winter from the human face.