If the #2 pencil is the most popular, how come it is still # 2 ?
 

If the black box on the airplane is never damaged, why don't they make the whole plane out of the stuff ?
 

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in ?
 

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes ?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food ?
 

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it ?
 

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift ?
 

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor, and why do  bars have parking lots ?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning ?

Why do they call them 'apartments' when they are stuck together?
 

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing ?
 

How can someone ' draw a blank ' ?

If  7~11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors ?
 

Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes ?

At baseball games ~ why are they called stands instead of seats ?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane ?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park in driveways ?

Why is it when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the radio?
{OMG  I do this ,lol }

Why is it called a TV set, when you only get one ?

Why are you sitting here reading this, when you could be doing something else ??

But sure glad you are....
thankyou !