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Agenda
You do your thing, do it your way
You put me down, put me away
You take an inch I’m staying still
I break my back playing your game
You don’t call back, you call me lame
You take an inch I’m staying still
Everybody learns from their mistakes
Except for me, so sorry girl I’ll cheat on you again
You’ll end up getting hurt then it’s guilt I’ll feel again
Some call this love
Call it what you want
Call me what you will
Another time, another place
I’m losing time, I’m losing face
You take an inch I’m staying still
Another trip, but no more fun
I bite my lip, I bite my tounge
You take an inch I’m staying still
I broke your heart, you broke your word
Don’t play your part, more lies preferred
You take an inch I’m staying still
I’m late again, a new excuse
Well in the end nothing to prove
You take an inch I’m staying still
Apathetic Girl
Go ahead pollute the sea
Or chop down every single tree
Create your own catastrophe
There's not a chance that she'll worry
Cause she dont care about the world
She's just my apathetic girl
Go ahead and kill a swine
Or hunt down every single lion
Make a meal of a bovine
There's not a chance that she'll be cryin'
Cause she don't care about no animal
She's just my apathetic girl
Go ahead and start a war
Or close down every single mall
Crash a tanker onto shore
There's not a chance she'll be in awe
Cause she don't care about nothing at all
She's just my apathetic girl
She don't care about nothing at all
She's just my apathetic girl
Club Hard On
It’s the best place for a vacation
They’ve got five star accommodation
It’s time to get aroused
Enjoy your stay at club hard on
Feeling limp, than take a spa
Below reception’s a strip bar
Everything will turn you on
Enjoy your stay at club hard on
Got lots of cash and enjoy luxury?
Why not stay in the pleasure suite
Got lots of cash and enjoy luxury?
Why not stay for a week long retreat
With room service out of this world
Dial ‘hash nine’ for call girls
It’s time to get aroused
Enjoy your stay at club hard on
Getting tired, than have phone sex
Every channel’s rated ‘X’
Everything will turn you on
Enjoy your stay at club hard on
Do It Yourself
A beginners guide to growing cannabis
Step 1.
Here's the ingredients that you need
It's just some marijuana seeds
They're not to smoke they're to use
So you'll always have pot to cruise
I want lots of buds
All day long I'll smoke pot
I want lots of buds
Plant some seeds and grow a crop
Step 2.
Find a spot in your garden
Or in the bush where they'll be hidden
Bury the seeds, not too deep
Come back in about a week
Step 3.
Inspect your crop, you've got pot
Pick the buds it's time to chop
Smoke 'em, sell 'em or go share 'em
Next week we move on to heroin
I want lots of needles
All day long I'll shoot up heroin
I want lots of needles
Plant poppy seeds and get opium
Double Adaptor
It seems I’m in love with the worlds biggest slut
Do you reckon I have a chance with her, but?
I guess I could ask if she wanted to fuck
But she’d say up the arse knowing my luck
I’d just like to say that she is who’e
If I payed for a bj would she swallow my blow
I’ve seen her arse and I’ve seen something else
Cause one time in art class she fingered herself
Sex with two guys she a double adaptor
I gazed into her eyes and that’s when I asked her
She said take of my bra, apply the lube
Then put your urethra in my fallopian tube
Now some time has passed
Since I watered her grass
I don’t think I’ll ever forget her
Because she gave me gonherrea
If you’re gonna get laid by a dirty mutt
Be sure to wear a top grade premium jimmy hat
Cause if you don’t use protection or you get a dud
You’ll get an infetcion, then you’ll be pissing blood
Easy Life
Have I ever told you that I love you?
Why is it so hard to say something that's so true
Seems like we've been together for a million years
And we'll be together for a million more
Cause I'm your guy, you are my girl
Listen to the rhythm as we twist and twirl
Why won't you lighten up
Living life it's just for fun
Cause it's so easy moving with the sun
I've got so much time to spare
Lazing all day without a care
Don't have to obey no rule
Just hanging round besides the pool
Can't you see you're wasting your life?
No, no, no, I'm living the easy life
You're so lazy you don't do anything
Your life's just not worth living
You work all day and you're working hard
I don't see why you don't get tired
Cause I like to work, you like to sleep
Relaxing to the rhythm of an easy beat
Why won't you lighten up
{Hawaiian music}
Why won't you lighten up
Chorus
Now I see that you were right
- - - You're living the easy life
Chorus together
We're living the easy life
Experimenting
Tonight has almost started, yesterday so far away
For it is in the past, we can make this last
I know that there will be some times I’ll have to
say sorry
What’s happening to you, it’s happening to me
I’m learning to forget the times when nothing went my way
Like the other day, I wish that you could stay
Although you’re only gone a week
I’m missing you, I’ll miss my sleep
I’ll miss the way you make me feel
Our time together: so unreal
This summer just went by so quick
Without a hitch
I’m gonna miss the way we kiss
Your tender touch, it’s just too much
But not enough, it is such
I’m trembling at the knees
And shudders down my spine
We’ll make the best of our short time
Before you have to leave, Like forgetting how to breathe
The party in the other room some how seems distant
This is the present, boxed and wrapped and sent
A gift from you to me
I’m learning to give thanks for the, time that you have been so kind
You know what’s on my mind, now nothing’s on my mind
...but you
Fast Food Slut
Grillin' patties in my shop and put 'em on a bun
She came in and said "I think that I'll have one"
Finger lickin' good, oh greasy palms
So I cooked her burger in my special way
She came back and ordered every single day
Finger lickin' good, oh onion breath
On our one week anniversary I only charged a dollar
Then I saw pizza stains on her collar
How could it be, she eats at the hut
My greasy girlfriend is a fast food slut
I don't care, It's not my loss
She only used me for my special sauce
Finger lickin' good, oh greasy palms
What of the happiness we could of found?
It doesn't matter, she eats around
Finger lickin' good, oh onion breath
Now I've got everything and she's got nothin'
She left behind free napkins and deep fried lovin'
Finger lickin' good, oh greasy palms
Now I'm over her, I've got a love thats true
It's service with a smile, I met her in drive-thru
Finger lickin' - good - bye onion breath
Game Over
Well she no longer – wants to date a singer
Cause she’ll get cut – branded groupie slut
Skip to the next track – take the record back
We’re running low on fuel – I’ve become the fool
Plan another gimmick – lately I’ve been sick
Just cause I feel like shit – don’t have to treat me like it
Looking for some change – I desserve a break
When she comes out on tours – I’m the one to lose
She’ll turn to another trendy band
Play their cd start to end
Memorise the words
Till their meaning becomes blurred
She’ll take note of their advice
Though it isn’t always right
Then she’ll tell me that it’s done
She doesn’t think that I’m the one
Well I know, she’s not the one
Now I wish that I – didn’t drink that pepsi, diet
Cause I won’t be there – to see her twirl her hair
At the cover of – ‘teen pop’ mag last month
When she leaves with him – that will mean the end
Holidays
Sleeping in every morning
Doing nothing, kinda boring
Trying to break every rule
Hey, I'd say this sure beats school
Glad the weathers really hot
I'd better buy an icy-pop
Going out to meet some chicks
Gonna do some skating tricks
But it seems I'm not the same
Something's happened to my brain
These holidays I've become a fool
So now it's "Duh, back to school"
Nacho Grande
yeah, yeah
Living with my bitch is such a drag
All she does is whinge and whine and nag
She says "take out the garbage and mow the god damn lawn"
"Go and fix the leaking tap, and toss your bullshit porn"
If I fucking catch you swearing then I'll slap you round the head
Don't call me abusive or I'll beat you till you're dead
Nacho grandé, nacho grandé
A potential nacho grandé
I'm sick of putting up with all her shit
It's not as if I yell and punch and hit (hard)
Looking back I regret the day we wed
She gives a lot of lip, and a little head
She says to me "get up off of your butt"
Why can't she see that she's a filthy slut
All she ever does is gamble, drink and smoke
Have some potato chips, I hope that you choke
Who'e, who'e, who'e, she's a little whore
I can't put up with her any more
She broke the lock and took of her chains
I'll get a gun and blow out her fucking brains
No Hands
I pull down my pants, I'm beginning to piss
Not holding my dick, my hands don't assist
As it moves around loosly I feel kinda silly
I guess this is what you would call a free willy
No control, no direction
No aiming correction
I'm pissing without my hands
I deny it attention
Not giving affection
I'm pissing without my hands
It happens again, I need to pee
I undo my belt and let it free
With no grip there's no chance of a stranggle
My hands take a break, I'm letting it danggle
My bladder is full so I let it drain
Doing it solo, no grasp again
But I think the hands off approach is through
I pissed all over my shoe
Use control, use direction
Use aiming correction
Don't piss without your hands
Don't deny it attention
Give it affection
Don't piss without your hands
Not From Your World
One night I was getting drunk
And getting high of junk
I couldn't walk too straight
A chick helped me to navigate
We started making out
But then I blacked out
I woke up with bloody pants on
She must have been a virgin
That day I got attacked
By a guy with an axe
It was that girlies dad
I guess that he was mad
He swung to do me harm
But somebody grabbed his arm
And then that dick got creamed
By the girl of my dreams
She saved my life, she saved my life
She saved me from that inbred shite
Now I want her, now I love her
What can I do to repay her
She saved my life, she saved my life, she saved my life
On the following day
We met at the café
I wanted to say thanks
For dropping that lumax
Boy she looks so good
We ordered up some food
I had the breakfast meal
She had the truckers special
She wiped her mouth on her sleave
Then said she had to leave
But when I tried to kiss her
She said hey "listen mister
There's no rumours to the truth
I've been this way my whole youth
I'm not from your world
I like other girls"
She saved my life, she saved my life
She saved me from that inbred shite
Now I want her, but I can't have her
There's no way I can repay her
She saved my life, she saved my life, she is a dyke
Poseur
He wears the clothes he wears to get attention
Spends hours on his hair, loves his reflection
He’ll take off his shirt, then flex his muscles
You’ll end up getting hurt but that’s no hastle
Know that he’s a creep, he’ll ignore your needs
Some say talk is cheap, well so is he see
He walks along the beach looking for victims
He’ll extend his reach, will you resist him
If you need your space tell me to my face
If you need some time alone don’t do it on the phone
If this is how it ends don’t think that we’ll be friends
If you can’t do this right then nothing means a thing
(nothing means a thing x2
become his girl, get called a slut
then nothing means a thing)
He cruises in his car with the top down
He acts like he’s a star as he drives round
Mirror in his pocket to check his image
He thinks that he’s got it, the complete package
He’ll try his pick up line as he chats you up
He doesn’t waste his time unless you look drunk
Gets out his mobile phone, to get your number
But don’t give him your own cause he’ll turn stalker
Fuck that guy, his scores are mutts
Become his girl, get called a slut
Wait and see, he’s not star
He’s nothing but a poseur
Self Employed
And of all the beds ive laid in
And sold myself to men
Ive never felt so dirty
And so full of sin
As i do tonite at eight
I'll end my life and leave this world of hate
it isnt easy working the street
Men looking for a nice piece of meet
The customers pay good money, but
My pimp takes more than his fair cut
Im sick of being someones gimp
I'll do a runner, leave my pimp
But i'll stay a hooker cause
Now i can be my own boss
Ive had enuff of being a rip off pimps whore
But he wont touch my money no more
With him as ur pimp ur always broke or
In debt, so fuck his hooker
Who ever said this job was easy?
Most of the guys are dirty n sleazy
Now that i keep all the cash from turning tricks
I can afford to use flavoured prophylactics
She said
She said ‘Luke I wanna be
Your girlfriend, so take me’
I’ll buy her jewelery
Something fit for royalty
You know we’re gonna be
Together for eternity
She looks hot in that bikini
Or thigh high socks and mini
Skirt and bra
I love her purity
She’s not obsessed with vanity
But she’s got glamour, me
And her went to the blink one-eighty
Two concert, they played Josie
Mine desserves a melody
She’s gonna set me free
She said ‘Luke you are so dreamy
Hold my hand’
Romantic meal for two
Lit by some candle glow
A gentle ocean breeze
With music playing low
A bottle of expensive wine
Rose petals on the bed
She turned down the lights
‘I want you Luke’ she said
She thinks that she’s lucky
To have a guy like me
But I think the same cause she
Is thoughtful and sexy
I’ll take her to a movie
Her favourite a love story
We’ll meet at the party
She’ll get really drunk and take me
For a walk
I love honesty
She’s got insecurities
But I’d never cheat her, me
And her fit perfectly
We never disagree
So we live happily
She’s gonna set me free
She said ‘Luke you are so dreamy
Hold my hand’
S.U.I.
(Friday night)
All my friends have got a date
I'm gonna go for a skate
I'm going down town
Just to hang around
Skating and drinking and spewing
I really love what I'm doing
I'm already off my face
As I open my second case
Don't say I've got no common sense
I'm skating under the influence
I'm getting drunk and fast
As two chicks walk past
I try not to leer
As I offer them some beer
Soon they're feeling kinda groggy
I hopped they'd want my body
But they just wanted my drink
They left me on the street
Now I'm outta alcohol
You know I'd sell my soul
Or shoes or kidney
For a bottle of whiskey
In the gutter there's some turpentine
I bet it tastes just like wine
But it made my mouth begin to foam
I'd better skate home
Teenage Mafia
More than school yard bullies- they are
Know as the teenage ma-fia
Dealing and gambling, disorga-
Nised crime yeah, yeah, yeah
Better watch ya’ back or ya’
Might get a wedgie from behind yeah
They aren’t never gonna get- detention
Not ever doing time- suspension
As unlikely as expulsion
Dealing with disorganise-ed crime
Don’t sit down there’s thumb tacks on your chair
Crazy glue and chalk dust in your hair
Dealing with disorganise-ed crime
They’ll take your money, beat you up
Think you’re safe? You’re outta luck
Dealing with disorganise-ed crime
More than school yard bullies- they are
Know as the teenage ma-fia
Dealing with disorganise-ed crime
They aren’t never gonna get- detention
Not ever doing time- suspension
Dealing with disorganise-ed crime
Tough Love
You know I enjoy abuse, so slap me till I bruise
I want a beating
Chain me to a wall, then kick me till I fall
I need a spanking
In the cage I need, you to whip me till I bleed
Cause pain feels better
Trip to the torture room, punish me I’ve not been good
You’re dressed in leather
She hides my scratches with the bruises
From the baton that she uses
Broken bones and so deep cuts
When she merely lays her touch
Chains are waiting in the dungeon
When she starts her punishin’
Seduction/pain inflicted from her studed glove
Power driven dominatrix I’m in love
Put on the shackles tight, I love it when you bite
So dig your finger nails in
Black boots and latex skirts, with spikes designed
to hurt
She dominates through sin
Mistress I have had
Enough of your tough love
But I feel good when you are bad /
But it feels good when I am bad
Tourist Girl
We met at the mariner, you were drunk in your car
You’d been drinking vodka and were staring at stars
I sat behind you and we went for a cruise
Opened the sun roof so I could get some more room
We talked half the night and we had pillow fights
In your orange tent back at the camping site
Showed me a mermaid on tiles in the women’s toilets
But it was real late, so we said our good byes and I left
The next day came round, was your last day in town
We met at the beach and we drove around
There was even less room, opened the sun roof again
The back full of junk, in the front was your friend
We took photos of nothing and you tried on my clothing
We got ice-cream from Donnie’s and we all went swimming
We played in th sand and we did some handstands
But the day had to end, so we said our good byes and you left
Everytime I’m alone I call out your name
Stare into sapce everyday and hope you’re doing the same
I can’t get to sleep, can’t stop thinking ‘bout you
Will I see you again, are you feeling this too?
I’ve got teenage angst
That’s what I’ve got, I’ve got teenage angst x2
You’re stuck in my mind, think of you all the time
But I really don’t mind when you’re on my mind
I’ve got teenage angst
That’s what I’ve got, I’ve got teenage angst x2
I await your return all alone in my room
I hope you’re back soon cause I really miss you
Said you’d bring a present the next time you get
A break off of work and you come to visit
Maybe I’ll plan a trip after I graduate
To come for a week, to see you and to skate
Last night I dreamt that you and me were both at
The mariner at dark, but we stayed and never had to leave
Trigger Happy
Growing up on the farm the only fun
He ever had was playing with his gun
Moved to the city where he met a girl
She took his gun out of his holster
Stroking the barrel puts him in the mood
He’ll take any chance to shoot his load
But try not to blow prematurely
He can’t get enough, he is trigger happy
Remember..
Traget practise is only natural
If you don’t have much time then have a quick draw
Put on the safety if you don’t want her dead
If you can’t get a hit maybe you’re shooting blanks
A cap in the ass is what all girls dread
Put it in her mouth and pump her full of lead
Don’t take it out in public or you might lose it
It’s not the size of your pistol it’s how you use it
Tweaker (Vampire Wannabe)
At seven p.m. it's time to get up
You take your false fangs out of their cup
And place them in your mouth ready to bite
On another dark and exciting night
You pick your cape up off of the floor
You take your black lipstick out of it's draw
Your empty eye shadow jar falls with a thud
It's off to the bank to withdraw some blood
Hey, hey I can see
You're a vampire wannabe
Some might say you're a freak or
Some might say you're tweaker
Hey, hey I can see
You're a vampire wannabe
Joined a cult, became a brother
Sacrifice goats with each other
oh- you're out of luck
vampires suck
It isn't easy being so gothic
Blood sucking monsters defy all logic
Being a vampire may be a curse
But being a tweaker is certainly worse
The sun will rise soon, it's getting late
Sunlight is something that all tweakers hate
You return to your home at the end of the street
You climb into your coffin and you go to sleep
Under Dose
Like a drug you fill my head
I tried you once and now I'm addicted
You make me high, that's good I know
My last girlfriend was just a placebo
I feel good without taking pills
But when you went away I had withdrawals
When you're around it's fun I have
If we break up I'll have to go to rehab
Our friends say that we go well together
Just like pot and a cigarette lighter
Took a drug test didn't pass
Too much you and too much grass
I love ya so much I'd never deceive ya
You work better than a pain reliever
I see you more than I see t.v.
But if I don't see you soon than I might U.D.
...
I’m good at listening, but how should I respond
I wish that I were smooth and classy like James Bond
I’d know just what to say if I were a secret spy
Instead of just shrugging, slash, conversing with a sigh
I know that I like you and don’t think that I’m dumb
Just because I only answer with an “umm”
I know that I like you, I think we could go far
Please don’t get offended when all I say is “ah”
I have trouble saying more then yes, good and hey
Please feed me my next line, I don’t know what to say
{make noices}
Pick Up The Phone
Got drunk and headed to a party
With my friends was feeling pretty lucky
Well i met a girl and got her number
She told me to call her tomorrow yeah
Met her out when i was fucking wasted
dunno how, but i made it to second base
at the beach, i had to walk her back home
it was late and we made out on her front lawn yeah
and she said "give me a call cause i dont wanna be alone"
i tried to ring but she didnt pick up the phone
im not sure why cause i know shes just at home
by herself brushing her hair
i wish she wished i were there
come on girl go ahead pick up the phone
we had to go behind the shops to make out
just so her boyfriend wouldnt find out
i dunno how, but he knew that she liked me
he's not that big, but his friends tried to fight me yeah
she's real nice, but kinda easy
all things she did were just to please me
her parents out, we went into her bedroom
her dad came home and wasnt in a good mood yeah
i search for a shooting star to make a single wish
a lonely tear runs down my cheek and rest apon my lips
its gentle touch against my skin reminds me of ur kiss
i search for a shooting star to make a single wish
Take Two
I wish you'd regreted the things that u said
but u said them again when i tried to be friends
like how u called me ur biggest mistake
that u cant believe that u had such bad taste
this is wrong because i know she likes me
but shes cut and doesnt wanna trust me
well ive tried but nothing ever seems to work
so im sorry that ur hurt
time to move on
waste of my time
this is so long
but im not fine
u say that u never liked me after then
so why do u care that i racked with ur friend
if i knew how u felt then i wouldnt have strayed
im sorry that things had to turn out this way
all good thing must come to an end
so why'd u have to be such a good friend
Over Rated
we met at the beach, the water was calm
ur friends pushed us into each others arms
we sat on the steps, i couldnt resist
the lip smacker enticement of ur lips
i walked u back home, held onto ur hand
oh how we wished this would never end
ur such a treasure girl, cause i know ur special girl
i know u better than anyone
but love's over rated, cause it gets complicated
even sometimes before its begun
went back to the beach, i'd waited too long
i hung with ur friend because u'd moved on
had too much to drink, we layed on the grass
she rubbed my chest as we looked at the stars
i carried her home, good nite with a kiss
i didnt know it would make u jealous
ur such a treasure girl, cause i know ur special girl
so what can i do to get u back
well now its too late, cause u think i would play
u and ur friends but im not like that
alone at the beach, the water is rough
ur over me but girl im still in love
ur such a treasure girl, cause i know ur special girl
i know u better than anyone
love's over rated, cause it gets complicated
but u learn from the mistakes u've done
so ill remind u how u felt at the start
and i'll win back a place in ur heart
