A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman
could go to choose
from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in
five floors,
with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up
the
floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
floor, you
must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave the place. So, a
couple of
girlfriends go to the place to find men. First floor, the
door had a sign
saying: "These men have jobs and love kids. "The women
read the sign and
say: "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving
kids, but I
wonder what's further up? "So up they go. Second
floor says: "These men
have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
good-looking".
"Hmmm", say the girls, But, I wonder what's
further up?". Third floor:
"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good-looking,
love kids
and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the
women. "Very tempting, BUT,
there's more further up!" And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor: "These
men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me.
But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further
on!" So up to the
fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This
floor is just to
prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for
shopping and
have a nice day."
Thanks
Mindy!
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