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The Craziest Mole Day Ever!

It was a cold Friday October 23rd and the students of Chemistry 1 honors period 6 were weary from their week at school. The teacher Mrs. MOLEsquez was very excited when the students entered the classroom. "LAB DAY!" she shouted, and all the students groaned. "Today is a special lab day," Mrs. MOLEsquez continued, "In honor of MOLE DAY we shall do a special lab." Again the students groaned as they put on their goggles and lab aprons. Mrs. MOLEsquez went into the preparation room for a few minutes while the students were getting ready. She came out holding an awkward contraption. She told one student to put in a dollar and another to put in a chemistry book. For the final ingredient, Mrs. MOLEsquez added a liquid that was viscous and not viscous, transparent and colorful. It was the most beautiful thing the students had ever seen. After all the ingredients were added, Mrs. MOLEsquez flipped a switch on the contraption, and it hustled and bustled for a few seconds before a live mole popped out. This was no ordinary mole though. He stood up and talked like a human. He told the students that he was a reincarnation of Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro, also known as Avogadro. He did a little jig sang a little song and all the students laughed and cheered. “This is the best class ever!!!” all the students shouted. Avogadro’s song was a really cool techno song (© KB/ES). After 6.02214199 x 10^23 microseconds, the Avogadro mole vanished into thin air. Although the students were disappointed, they decided that from that day forth, they would all do fun projects to commemorate the day. THE END

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