1.these pretzels are making me ytsriht
-Once said in Seinfeld. If you want to say it, do it with authority. Notice that thirsty is spelled backwards. 2.skinnid yams
-Butter bread, place bacon bits on, heat, fold over, eat. Skinnid yams. 3.ohio-tpk
-The Ohio turnpike is a brutal place. They make you pay to get on and theres lots of construction. 4.vorpal tuskanis
-Spread peanut butter on bread, add wheat-thin crackers or the cracker of your choice,fold over. Eat with a drink...taking just the right amount of food and beverage at once. 5.* WTR *
-White trash russian, need i say more? 6.AMSM
-**Classified** 7.ssbsts
-Switch Stance Back Side Tail Slide. 8.F.a.F.
-**Classified** 9.redbull
-Best drink ever invented. Saved my life more than once. Price fluctuates between $1.89 - 2.09. 10.T
-Taint. 11.hoverboard
-I'd sure like one. 12.M.F.
-Intense roller coaster. 13.funk metropolis/funk tart
-Invented by myself at Wealton's camp. Just a word. 14.what is this daver?
-Quote by Jens Lemme. Daver meaning theata in Pre-Calc. 15.a.y.b.a.b.t.us
-All your base are belong to us. I dont expect anyone to know what this is. 16.fish's
-I visit Fish almost every week. Fish is cool. I could write a book about Fish. 17.explosives
-I enjoy blowing things up and jumping off stuff. (includes homemade cherry bombs) 18.Cutter
-The best bug repellent on earth. I would trust it walking naked in a tick infested field of waist high grass. 19.boneless
-Oldschool skate trick. 20.oldschool
-Anything oldschool is great/funny. 21.m.p./m.w.
-**Classified** 22. mullen
-Rodney Mullen...one of the best skaters on earth. 23.the Glock (r.i.p. my friend)
-A shovel/saw. Made by the Glock corporation. I cut it in half. 24.bleep,doosh
-I could explain what this is for days, still no one would understand.
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25.The Works
-The Works is a toilet bowl cleaning solution. It has other uses that I can not discuss. This topic is *Semi-Classified*. 26.Pisstoookis Cliff
-This is a massive 50-60 foot cliff at the forestville falls. I jumped off it, along with Joel Wealton, Dustin Kimball and Kevin Duby. Jump off if you want a huge rush. 27. **ENTRY DELETED** 28.McLaren
-The most pimped car of ALLTIME. 240mph. Looks cool too. You may be lucky enough to ride in mine in the future. 29.Yngwie Malmsteen
Best/fastest guitar player, ever. a good song by him is called "Far Beyond The Sun." 30.hevis
-The use of barrels for entertainment purposes. 31.Future Nature
-Joel Wealton, Dustin Kimball and myself re-define hardcore. Includes jumping off stuff, hevis and anything that includes pain. (Jake Wealton also included for reasons that i can not disscus at this point) 32.Duck tape
-Its a tool. Respect it. Holds people to trees and telephone poles nicely. I know i spelled it wrong, but thats how i say it. 33.peanut butter and rice combined
-The act/sport of performing acrobatic manuvers through desks. Fish pioneered this and still holds the number one rank. 34.cow donkey
-Cement donkey, painted like a cow. Theres alot more to the cow donkey, but this topic is *Semi-Classified*. 35.peavey
-Good brand of amp (robot efliction). 36.vernisaparpapinyet
-Pronounced (vern-is-ahh-parpa-pin-yet). There are other spelling variations. vernisaparpapiyet is a progressive language just getting off the ground. If you hear others using this language, be friendly and patient. 35.shimmpoookis
-Cliff at the Q~. worthwhile 60 footer. 35.FNK
-Raise your hand if you like niel korsmo.... thats what i thought.
