Past Opinion Articles
Article for the week of 9/10/08
Thoughts from Nevada
How many hurricanes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well wouldn’t we like to know? I suppose we could ask them. I mean we’ve had how many hurricanes in the last six months? And why are we having all these lovely hurricanes? Just ask Mr. Z.
Who is Mr. Z? No one knows. All we know is that this Mr. Z has decided that the world has a few too many buildings and people. He seems to know something about seeding the clouds so as to cause hurricane weather events.
Now, my sources say that Mr. Z is a high up muckity muck in Hollywood, someone with lots of clout. But one has to wonder what is really behind all of this and just why Mr. Z has taken on the awesome task of thinning the populace. Is he trying to make a statement? Is he trying to prove something to the government? I suppose we’ll never know. Not until we find out who Mr. Z is and can ask him, that is.
I suppose this just goes to show that we should never believe that Hollywood is safe. The façade of good movies coming out has never really been enough to hide the fact that the movers and shakers of the world have it in for all of us. They just want us to believe that they’re out to entertain us. Lulling us into a false sense of security, making us think that we’re all right.
But I know that’s just what they want us all to think. They want to hide their plans behind all the bad publicity of Britney Spears and Rachel Ray. They want us to believe that Dr. Phil and his wife are the worst news to come out since Hurricane Katrina. They just want to hide all the nefarious things behind the “natural” disasters. They want us to believe that Mother Nature…the stars…. Little green men…something other than Hollywood is responsible for all the world’s ills.
It’s time we took a stand and found Mr. Z, the mastermind behind it all. Maybe once we find him we’ll find out what really happened to Elvis and Hoffa.
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