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News article for the week of 11/23/06.
Jerry Springer to bring peace to the Middle-East
As hostilities between Palestine and Israel are rising up to atrocious
levels once again, part of the U.S has finally decided to interfere. And
the best part is it's a nobody really enjoyed for no more than possibly
a cheap laugh anyway. After trying to solve the problems of nymphomaniacs
on crack, cheating lovers and cousins that marry, as well as talking to
psycho killers with problems they should work out, talk show host Jerry
Springer has decided to solve the problems of the middle-east. After all,
Springer reasoned, all they really needed was to sit down and talk, maybe
throw a few chairs at one another, and give him higher ratings. He said
either way it seemed like a smarter idea than the whole human-shield,
rocket propelled grenade, tank thing they got going on down there.
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