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News article for the week of 8/29/05.

Criminals do the dumbest things.

I Want to be a Duke

By, Officer Mac

A while back, I stopped out with another officer on a Traffic stop. The Driver had several warrants for his arrest and there was a passenger in the car. I was talking with the passenger when the driver, thinking of a quick get away broke and ran for his car. He might have had at least a marginal chance when he tried to dive into the drivers side window ala Bo and Luke Duke except for the fact that the moron had the window rolled up and knocked himself into La La land and landed in a heap beside the car. Probably not one of his better moments. I stood there along with his passenger and just looked at him then looked at the passenger who was probably as amused as we were. The goober along with his egg sized knot were transported to the city jail to tell it to de judge. WoW.

Events based on actual occurrences. Names have been changed to protect the ignorant.

 Really Pathetic Productions 2005