Well, well...........

It's simon here, and welcome to meh sexeh lurrve shack. First of all some rules:

1. This is meant to be funny, so if you dont laugh, I will kill you.
2. Dont take any thing too seriously, its all in the name of a laugh.
3. If your picture is here, and I didnt ask your permission, then cry, coz I dont care.

As some of you know, im off to America for two weeks from the 12th of July, so dont expect any updates for a while.
Oh, and as your just about to find out, none of the links in the menu of lurrrve work except for the 'Other Sexeh Webbys' section, which I recommend you to try.
By the way, just in case any of you actually care, I built this site in 5 hours using only notepad :)