Television Channels Reviewed by Chris

Music Television (MTV) - The worst channel ever. Don't watch it. It rots your brain. Anything that comes on this channel is pure crap. Osbournes suck, Real World sucks... ugh, don't get me started on that, and every video they play sucks. Maybe if they brought back Yo! MTV Raps it would make the channel mediocre, but then they'd find a way to screw up that classic show.

Black Entertainment Television (BET) - This channel used to be good, but now they've been slipping lately. I used to stay up late to watch Comic View. I'm not even sure if that show comes on anymore, but it was great. My roommate and I would stay up late night and watch it while eating chicken wings from Wal-Mart. Ahh, those were the days. But back to my point. This channel is just average. I watch this channel occasionally, and they play a decent selection of videos. I really have nothing bad to say about BET.

Univision - Television at it's finest. Given, I don't understand most of what is said on this channel since it's Spanish language programming, but when you have a channel overflowing with good looking women, it deserves a good rating. Cero en Conductua has to be one of my favorite shows. This show revolves around the antics of some overgrown actors portraying children. Hilarity ensues. I don't want to ruin the show, you'll just have to see it for yourself.

VH1 - They have some nice specials such as "Behind the Music," but since this channel is affiliated with MTV and for the sake of being a jerk, I'll say this channel sucks.

That's it for now, I'll add more channels as I feel like it.

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