Blue Bell® Homemade Vanilla - The best ice cream ever made. There is nothing superior to this. If you don't like Blue Bell's homemade vanilla ice cream, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Blue Bell® Neopolitan - This is the best ice cream ever, if you ignore the chocolate and strawberry flavors. But then you'd have vanilla ice cream and you'd feel like an ass for spending money and only receiving 1/3 vanilla ice cream when you could have just bought a full bucket of vanilla. "Strawberry" and "ice cream" should never be used in a sentence together, except in this case when I am telling you the two words do not belong.

Blue Bell® Platanos con Pastel de Canela - The greatest ice cream ever second only to Homemade Vanilla.

Blue Bell® Chocolate Pecan Cheesecake - This ice cream sucks. Don't eat this ice cream, ever. It's awful. If you want to try a new ice cream, I'd recommend drinking a frozen bottle of bleach. You'll enjoy that much more than you will this pathetic excuse for ice cream.

-Chris