My Nudging Theory

Alright. My nudging theory. Well, it's not really a theory. There's a lot of nudging going on in the world, and it frightens me that a lot of people aren't doing it right! I'm going to put a link up on the proper way to nudge, but you're going to have to wait a little while, because I need to consult this with Stacey, because she's an excellent nudging teacher. People nudge all the time. Sometimes a simple nudge can be spiced up with a wink. You know, *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*. Some people choose to say "nudge, nudge,wink, wink" instead of doing the actual thing. I think that these people are scared to nudge. I mean, if you don't know how to do it, it can be down right embarassing. Seriously. I, personally, choose to nudge someone a couple of times every day. Nudging can be difficlut, but, with practice, it can be a life saver! There's different types of nudges too. There's little nudges, big nudges, elbow nudges, and arm nudges. But, I'll get into all of that another time. Right now, all that I'm going to say is people, please nudge right.