Just How B*Witched Are You? Exclusive! B*Witched Magazine (Unofficial) -
Issue 4 1999 Fancy joining the gals as the fifth laydee in B*Witched?
Have a go at your quiz and see if you cut the mustard... 1. It's Saturday night and the party of the
year has just been cancelled. Do you? a) Go to your room and do some work on your geography
project. Glaciated upland valleys can be fun too you know. 2. You're out shopping with your mates and you
spot Ben, that boy you've fancied for about three months now. What do you do
next? a) Go red and pull your mates into Saxone, exclaiming
- 'Ah, I've been looking for a red suede pump!' until it's safe to come out. 3. It's prize giving day at school and you're
climbing the steps to the stage to collect your cup, when you trip up and fall
flat on your face in front of the whole school. How do you react? a) Run out the hall and lock yourslef in the loos
- you're never going to show your face in public again. 4. You've auditioned for the school play and
just missed out on the lead role. Your drama teacher asks you to be the understudy.
What do you say? a) 'No thanks.' If you can't be the lead you don't
want to be anything, thanks very much. 5. You're getting ready to go to a party when
your friend rings up in floods of tears - her boyfriend's just finished with
her. How do you react? a) Tell her you'll call tomorrow - after all, your
other mate's mum's waiting outside in the car. 6. It's the annual school disco and crusty old
Mr Hipwell is playing all his naff Duran Duran songs. Over to you... a) You leap up shouting, 'I'm not 'aving this!'
and storm out. 7. You're talking to a girl who lives down your
street, when she starts dissing off your best mate. She doesn't realise how
close you are. Do you... a) Say nothing - it's nice to know what other people
think... 8. Your sister's got a Fab new top and it's
just the thing for that date you've got next Tuesday. What do you do? a) Nick it out of the cupboard - she won't notice
it's gone and you'll wash it before you put it back. Now check your score... Mostly A's Whaddya like? You're a regular crosspatch, aren't
you! Lighten up! Being a B*Witcher is all about sharing, caring and fun, fun,
fun. Make sure you start off your day by performing a vigorous Irish jig as
soon as you step out of bed and that'll put you in the right frame of mind right
away. Mostly B's Hmmm, nearly there, but not quite! You're still
taking life a bit too seriosuly - it's there for enjoying, so just be loud and
proud and go for it, girlfriend! Mostly C's Hurrah! You're a B*Witched babe and no mistake!
You live life just like the girls - you work hard and play even harder. We'll
give them your number and if ever one of them is a bit poorly, you can take
over. Nobody would even notice!
Just How B*Witched Are You
b) Join your parents in the living room and watch the Heartbeat Christmas Special
your mum taped last year.
c) Get on the phone and invite all your mate (it should be mates but they spelt
it wrong) over for a girls' night in. Music, make-up, magazines and marshmallows
- it's your perfect night in.
b) Go red as your mates stand round shouting, 'Oooo, Ben, she fancies you!'
and wish for the millionth time that you hadn't told them.
c) Say 'hi' to Ben. Then stand back as one of your friends invites him to her
birthdy party next week - just as you'd all planned. That boy just doesn't stand
a chance...
b) Meekly sidle up to the Head, collect your prize and wish a giant hole would
open up and swallow you.
c) Pick yourself up, take a bow and shout, 'Was anyone videoing that - we stand
to make £250 from You've Been Framed!'
b) 'No thanks...' You wouldn't really feel confident enough to be in the play,
after all.
c) 'Yes please.' You never know, you might get the chance to show what you cn
do, and there's no harm in showing a bit of enthusiasm, is there?
b) Persuade her to come along - it could just be the tonic she needs (although
you doubt it will be).
c) Dash round to her house straight away, stopping off en route to buy chocs
and a box of Kleenex.
b) You dance nervously around the edge of the floor - after all, maths isn't
your strongest subject...
c) You pull all your mates up by the hand and start making up your own moves.
Get funky!
b) Say nothing - then tell your mate everything she said.
c) Stop her straight away. Nobody disses off your best mate and gets away with
it!
b) Go into a big sulk - why should she have all the nice stuff?
c) Ask your sister if you can borrow it, of course! And maybe she'd like to
borrow your denim pedal pushers sometime?
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