Good evening, and may I take this opportunity to bid you a cordial welcome to Thomas Clark's Anti-Society Pages. As you are no doubt aware, I, Thomas Clark, often find myself being wooed by the creme de la creme of nobility and the aristocracy and, as such, have found myself moving in some very exclusive social circles over the years. Royal weddings, ambassador's receptions, state funerals, star-studded premieres, even the occasional exquisite dinner-party: my name has proven to be one which no guest-list is complete without. Obviously, as one of the most eagerly pursued 'connections' in the upper-class circuit, I have no end of interesting and revealing stories to tell about some of Britain's, and indeed, the world's most recognised figures. But it is far beneath a man of my station to lower myself to the level of idle tittle-tattler and gossip-monger. Instead, I have used my unique position to extend a hand to common humanity, to mingle amongst the people whose shortcomings are so rarely recognised and even more poorly addressed by government leglislation: the uneducated, the lonely, the desperate. And to what purpose have I engaged in this Herculean effort to spend time amongst the dregs of society, learning about them, learning from them, and coming to understand them? So that I could give them a RIGHT good slagging-off on this very page. And rightly so, I'm sure you'll agree.

For your viewing pleasure, listed below are those groups of society whom, to date, I have found time to investigate and expose in a style Roger Cook himself would have been proud of. So, off you go, and read on! And remember, next time, the star of the show could be YOU.

People Who Don't Know What Society Pages Are
Internet 'People'
People Who Send On Forwards and Chain E-Mails
Scotrail