I woke up this morning, sensing immediately that something was definitely not right. After getting out of bed, feeding the cat and starting my coffee, I saw him. Flintlock. Alive and standing in my front yard. Naked. Wow, that boy is still as ugly as ever.

So I open the window, just a crack, and tell him to go away. Not that I expected him to listen... he never does and never will. Still, I have to wonder what he wants this time. There's always something. Money or power or something. Once he hijacked one of my webpages.

He is still standing there. He is still naked. He won't go away.