Okay this page is just for humour only!!It did not happen in real life so don't go e-mailing me asking when this may go on tv again cause it never ever WAS on TV!!Okay now on with the show!!
(Audience claps standing up shouting Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...over and over again until Jerry Springer enters the room and tells the room to quiet down now)
Jerry: Welcome everyone to an extrodinary show today!!We have *NSYNC!!(Audience claps and cheers in excitement)
Jerry:Now lets bring out our first Nsyncer Chris.....(Chris walks out as audience cheers loudly....)
Chris:(He takes a seat and just watches the audience cheer for a moment and then starts to talk)....Hello Jerry!!
Jerry:Hello Chris are you comfy....
Chris:I am fine thanx
Jerry:Good then we can get started now....Now what would you like to confess to the audience and viewers out there??
Chris:Well Jerry as everyone knows I am the oldest in the group...(Audience cheers)....Hey now thats not my confession....(Chris goes on)....Anyways I have been lying to everyone cause you see there was a rumour going around saying I am married and have 2 kids....Well Jerry its true!!I am 27 with 2 kids and a divorsed wife!!Thats why I don't wear a ring cause we are divorsed!The thing is though that the guys don't know about it!!
Jerry:Oh boy and now you want to confess it to them...
Chris:Thats right!!
Jerry:Well you do know that today all of you have to tell us 1 main confession but the thing is that you will be put into a glass booth so you cannot hear the confessions until all the members are out right....
Chris:I know Jerry
Jerry:Okay then we will have you go back to your booth and bring out the next member okay
Chris:Okay bye....(Chris exits the stage)
Jerry:Okay now our next member is Joey.....(Crowd cheers)
(Joey comes out and sits on stage watching the crowd screanm just like Chris did)
Jerry:Hello Joey now we need to know what your confession is to your audience and viewers out there....
Joey:Hi Jerry....OKay now my confession is about Lance and I....Okay people keep saying we are gay but we deny it but the truth is Jerry that we are gay together!!(Audience acts surprised)
Jerry:Wow thats a real BIG confession Joey
Joey:I know but its true and the truth is Lance dresses like a girl and it just turns me on.....
Jerry:Thats a little bit to much info Joey.....
Joey:Oh sorry
Jerry:Does the group know about this??
Joey:No they do not know Jerry.....
Jerry:Okay well you can explain it to them later cause for now we gotta bring in another member so you have to go back to your booth....later Joey!!
Joey:Bye Jerry....(Joey leaves the Stage)
Jerry:Okay now our next guess is Joeys so called Gay buddy Lance...(Audience cheers)
(Lance walks on stage and says hi to Jerry)
Jerry:Okay Lance so whats your confession....(Jerry looks at audience and says...."Like we don't already know")
Lance:Well Jerry I love my girlfriend Danielle Fishel lotz but the thing is I love someone else more.....
Jerry:Oh really....Well who is this other girl or guy shall I say....
Lance:Well I like Joey more...He just turns me on when we sing together....
Jerry:And how is it that the other guys in the group don't know about you two exactly??
Lance:Well we have been hiding it real well.....We would be like..."Hey guys we will meet you at he club in an hour or so but we are going to do some browsing town first"...But instead we would go to the bus and get busy....
Jerry:Again more info then I needed to know...
Lance:Oh sorry...
Jerry:Its okay but for now we have to bring out another member so bye Lance...'
Lance:See ya Jerry....
(Lance leaves the stage)
Jerry:Okay now we will bring out the 2nd most popular guy in the group JC....(Audience Cheers loudly)
(JC walks out on stage and sits in his chair and says hi to Jerry)
Jerry:Okay now JC we are getting right to the point since you know this is only an hour show....Whats your confession to the audience and viewers out there....??
JC:Well Jerry I always say that I am a real big Christian but the truth is I go on the street and pay strippers all the time and I swear alot too....(Cries in hands)
Jerry:Don't cry JC please....SO thats your BIG confession....Your not gay or have 2 kids or nothing like that??
JC:No, why??
Jerry:Oh nothing.....Boy you are one bad guy JC....*rolls eyes*
JC:I know....God will never forgive me for this....
Jerry:Yeah well anyways we must move on and bring the last member out so say bye JC....
(JC walks off stage waving to all his fans)
Jerry:Okay now we are going to bring out our last member....The #1 guy in the group.....JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!(Crowd screams and goes wild)
(Justin walks out and waves to the audience and says hi to Jerry)
Jerry:Okay so on with our confessions whats yours??
Justin:Well Jerry my confession is about Briney Spears.....U see she keeps bugging me and showing me her fake boobs so what am I supposed to do??
Jerry:Ummmm so what happened??
Justin:Well finally I just gave up and slept with her for a one night stand.....(Crowd cheers on Justin)
Jerry:Thats shouldn't be a bad thing Justin??
Justin:Well the thing is I think that my friend Chris likes her or Joey maybe even....They may get physical with me...If ya know what I mean...
Jerry:Trust me you won't have a problem with Joey....
Justin:Huh??Why not??
Jerry:You'll see...*grin*
Justin:Oh aight....Sounds good....
Jerry:Well Justin you stay on and we will bring all the guys out now!!
Justin:Aight....This should be fine!!
Jerry:Okay all you guys come out on stage now!!...(Audience CHEERS loudly)
All of them:Hey everyone.....
Jerry:Okay guys lets start with Chris....Chris tell your confession....
(Chris turns to all the guys and starts to talk)
Chris:Okay guys this is the thing....There was a rumour going around I am married with 2 kids...Well the truth is I am divorsed and have 2 kids....
Justin:WHAT???Chris you be lyin' to me foo??
JC:What were you thinking lying to us??
Joey:U dumbass
Lance:I don't know what to say...Thats really shocking!
Justin:Your going down you lying (beep)....(He throws a punch into Chris and Chris flys back)
Chris:I'm sorry man....(Sits back in his chair)
Jerry:Anyways now for Joeys Confession....Joey confess...
(Joey turns to the guys and takes a deep breath)
Joey:Okay guys the thing is there is a rumour goin' around that I am gay with Lance....The truth is I am....Its true....
(Lance looks at all of them)
Lance:Yes you guys its true....That was goin' to be my confession....(Lance sits on Joey's Lap)
Justin:Oh my god....You guys are sick....Yo man you get your booty off of Joey....You guys are a disgrace to the group....
JC:How can any1 say anything to that...Besides *YUCK*
Chris:Thats way worse then my lie....You guys are gross..(Chris throws a chair at Lance but Lance gets up so the chair hits Joey in the nose!!)
Joey:Owwwwww my nose....You broke my nose....(holding nose back from bleeding)
(Lance gets mad at Chris and throws a punch at his pace and kicks him in the stomach)
(JC twirls Lance around his head and throws him on Joey getting Joeys blood all over Lances White shirt)
(Justin stomps on Lance and Joey).....(During all this fighting the secerity guards are trying to stop them and it finally works)
Jerry:Okay now moving on to JC.....JC confess...
(JC turns to all the bruised up bloody nsyncers and confesses)
JC:Okay guys don't get mad...I have been going to corners and paying prostitutes.....*looks down upset to admit that*
Justin:Ummmmm I speak for all of us when I say....Who cares??Thats not a bad thing??Thats good....Your out there getting some good stuff....
JC:Really??Oh okay well then I am still a good christian boy??
Chris:Hell yeah....
JC:Your goin' to hell for saying that Chris....*laughs*..Its good to be me again....
Jerry:Well anyways last but not least Justins turn...
Justin:Okay guys heres the deal....I slept with Britney once for a one night stand cause she just wouldn't leave me alone....I just had to...And also because I needed some that night....
Chris:NOOOOOOOO....(picks up a chair and throws it at Justin and Justin starts pushing him and stuff....guards stop the madness be4 any real damage to Justin)
Chris:How can you do that to me??You knew I liked her...
Justin:How can you lie to me for so long huh?Tell me that.....
(They keep fighting but unfortunatly it comes to an end for the final thought.....)
Jerry Says:Here is a real important lesson to bands out there, Always stay truthful and never lie....Stay strong and don't do stuff behind eachothers backs....You never know what will come back at you in a worst way, Thank you everyone for coming and good night!!
