Stacey:Okay this is a show called "Talk to Stacey" Hosted by me STACEY....hehe....Today we have 2 people here by the names of "Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears"....They will be talking about eachother behind eachothers backs at first then they will talk together....Sound good??Good....
Now lets first bring out Justin Randall Timberlake....JUSTIN COME ON OUT!!(Crowd Cheers)
Justin:Yo Stacey Wuz up girl?
Stacey:Hey Justin....Not much how about you?
Justin:Hey man I'm crunk....
Stacey:Crunk?...Nevermind....Anyways this show is on you and Britney today...What are your comments on bitchney...oops I mean Britney...:)
Justin:Well dat Bitchney I mean Britney is one skanky ass whore....She's like a 2 cent hooker, you know what I'm sayin'....
I think she actually enjoyed her daddy spanking her ass with dat belt....
God she's dirty....
Stacey:I couldn't agree more....I don't like that 2 cent whore either....
But lets keep that between us!!hehe
Justin:Aight....
Stacey:So have you done anything with her in your whole life??
Justin:Okay I have to admit when we were 10 or something like dat,
What can I say back then I had major HORMONES I needed some...
So anyways we went out for like a week or so....
She keeps saying that I was her first kiss....But seriously I never had my lips pressed against her when I was younger....
She is just a lying whore.....I bet her actual first kiss was Chad her cousin...
Stacey:But you just said you had Hormones and you needed some??
Wouldn't you kiss her or ANYTHING if that were true?
Oh nevermind.......
I bet it was her cousin but anyways lets bring out that blonde bimbo....Bye Justin...
Justin:See ya Sweets...*wink*
Stacey:Okay now lets bring out Britney Spears....
Britney:Like Hi
Stacey:*gross look on face*....Like how are ya...*sarcasm*
Britney:Like Thanx for inviting me on the show...hehehe...
Your sooooo sweet....
Stacey:*rolls eyes thinking to herself "What am I getting myself into?"*
So what do you feel on Justin??
Britney:Justin who?
Stacey:Justin Timberlake from the group *NSYNC??
Britney:hehe....Oh nevermind....
Justins my sweetie....We are going out you know....
We have been for a LONG time...Since we were kids....
He was my first kiss....
Stacey:Really??
Britney:Yeah like really....*Twirls hair with her fingers*
Stacey:Well thats not what I heard from Sweetie Pie Justin....*grin*
Britney:He's just shy to admit it....hehe....*giggle*
Stacey:Whatever....Anyways who's Chad??
Britney:Well Stacey Chad is my totally hot cousin...
We are like real close...if you know what I mean....
Stacey:ewwwwww, to much imformation....
Well lets move on and bring out Justin....JUSTIN COME ON OUT...
(Crowd cheers for Justin)
(Britney stands up to give Justin a hug and when she does he throws her the the floor)
Stacey:Wow Justin the fans love you....
As for you Britney....haha fat chance of that happening...*grin*
Justin:Britney whats with this shit dat I wuz yo first kiss??
Chad was yo first kiss....I'd never kiss you, man dat crunk...
You blonde bimbo
Britney:Oh your just saying that Justy Wusty.....*giggle*
Stacey:So you two....How you feel about eachother??
Justin:Britney is a skanky two cent whore like I said be4...
She keeps saying I am her Justy Wusty....
Just lay off yo....
I hate it....I really hate Britney....
Britney:Like I said Justin is my Justy Wusty...
He is just denying it for like the fans and stuff.....
He really does love me outside of the stage....
Stacey:Whatever....
*turns to Justin*
So we on for tonite for the usual??
Justin:You know it....
Britney:But like Justin I....
*Stacey cuts in to what she was trying to say*
Stacey:Screw off girly...
Thank you all for coming and goodnite!
