ThiNGs ThaT SouND DirTy in GoLF BuT AreN'T
10. Nuts... My shaft is all bent!
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the heck out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter!
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be
desired.
1. Hold it...I need to wash my balls first.
Things to annoy your bathroom stall neighbor.
1. Put yer arm under the wall and ask for toilet paper.
2. Sey, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on
that,"
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the slicence with a
bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into
the toliet bowl from a high
place and sigh.eight to 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors
while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper
and drop under the stall wall
of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,could you kick that back over
here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what
am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt
cheeks
17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down you "Cross-Dressors
Anonymous"newsletter on
the floor visiable to the adjacentstall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say,
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