10.You can wear an undersized lab-coat and jeans, and it matches the uniform closely enough for you to get away.(Been there, done that)
9.Football - Puts Fred Astaire 'singing in the rain' to shame
8.Panga - KV style (with bio teacher Mrs.Mallya interfering, "Ay! Kidhar marta hai?"
7.You get to use words like 'jhakaas', 'fulltop', and 'deks'
6.KV Teachers - educational entertainment
5.It beats studying in Army Public School
4.You get to call the Loo 'JAG' for Jahangir Art Gallery
3.Where else do people jump from the 4th floor?
2.Volunteer duty
1.KV Rules
