i'm blind in my cycloptic eye
"rich. mellow. uncommonly smooth." -brandy?
"can i borrow that? i just wanna ram it through my lip." -Hugh
"wait, are we talking about sex here?" -Avrum
"i'm saying 'no, kate, up with all of them. y'know, harmony.'" -Avrum
"it's like a 50s rape trial. Surely you must have done something to provoke him..." -Spanky
"that's disturbing shit right there." -(dishevelled) Ryan
"there's rape from two directions going on here!" -Hugh
"let's throw something at the sleeping girl. like a book." -little Victor
"several chinese girls... i don't know their names..." -Ben Hahn
"alison, you're an all-star." -Mike Wilton
"and then random sent me over here." -Sara
"it looks like her dog's walking on water. it's like... jesus-dog." -Joe Marcus (media class)
"neither he, nor i, nor jesus" -Russell
"you look prim and proper in the drunken eyes." -Kate
"sara was busy entertaining guest by passing out on bathroom floor... later moving to the hall because the tiles were colder..." -Derrick Harder
"he's gay? what- cuz he plays the flute?" "and he plays with my penis..." -Me and ChrisP
"woah- i wish i could smoke your crack." -Sara
"ew! omigod- you're in the running." -Maria
"i didn't even imagine it to be like this..." -Sara (6 feet...)
"i'm a jew. jews don't meditate." -Tal
"you're a woman. so am i." -Arkan
"i'm in no mood for slo-jams." -Sara
"that guy who asked me if i went to the brunny is kind of a bastard." -Mariea
"i have a hard time describing people because i'm retarded" -Julian
"...talk more about things that matter, like digital coffee... or me!" -Victor
"i'm always fucking nice, bitch." -Benjamin (server @ J.J. Muggs)
"all those times hoff said he would get me blazed at parties i was never invited to..." -Mariea
"he looks like one of those dirty guys who's full of acne and bad jokes..." -Mariea
"i'm going to tell all your friends you bend over for quarters on bloor street." -Random Guy on Bloor
"oh my god- it's the dead whores coming to rape us." -Sara
"chris, if you do that again i'm gonna jack you off from behind" -Tyson
"that's where it joins the juice of its brothers." -Sara
"...and that's just it - i mean, you don't know when the end is coming, but when it is you're like 'aw fuck, why didn't i go to the grocery store?'" -Spanky
"the thing is... when a person like her comes along, it ruins it for the whole country." -Anonymous (memory-kill)
"she sleeps through the asian flu. that's a really loud flu." -Spanky
"apparently he had an arguement with Mr. Mendelovitz about the fourth dimension." -Mariea
"i'm jumping like a crazy moon!" -Thomas Cole, aged 4