Keep in mind I wrote this when I was 7. Spelling errors are included for effect. I thought it was cute, hope you do too.
Once there was a captain called Captian muddlebeard.He was out in his ship one day when he saw a tidal wave comeing close.A tidal wave! he thought.I must get safe! then he went down in his cabin.But he left the door open! he went over to his trunk where he found his hamock but it was in a big knot.Oh-no he said i'll just have to get it out of that knot.The tidal wave kept comeing closer and closer but Captian muddlebeard kept on un knoting finally he un knoted it and hung it up.Then he went to sleep.When he woke up water was spilt two feet deep on the floor,ah! he said a swimming pool! then he took of his boots in the hamock and went over to get his swimming suit he put it on and went for a swim.Soon he got tired.So he rested in his hamock.
A bit later,Captain Muddlebeard woke up.He went out on his deck and he sighted a island land ho! land ho! he shouted.But there was no one to enjoy it with him he had left his crew behind! but he had forgotten that.He was very muddled.Soon his ship landed it hit the sand with a thud!