Why Other Dogs are Computer Challenged?

REASONS WHY OTHER DOGS WON'T USE A COMPUTER:

• Can't stick your head out of Windows '98.
• Fetch command not available on all platforms.
• Too messy to "mark" every Web site you visit.
• Can't help attacking the screen when you hear, "You've got mail."
• Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway you're browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
• Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
• Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
• SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the question!
• TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. ("Too hard to type with paws!").