No arms & no legs jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car? Axel What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who used to be a boxer? Big Ears What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bank? Buck What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your shoulder? Chip What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and his friend hanging around a window? Curt 'n Rod What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs covered with oil? Derrick What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a spade? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs without a spade? Douglas What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs flying over the fence? Homer What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a GMC? Jimmy What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the bathroom? John What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs impaled on a stick? Lance What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a porch? Mat What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on a piece of paper? Mark What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a stage? Mike What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a hill? Roland What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a bush? Russell What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stew What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a pet rabbit? Warren What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs floating on a pond? Lily What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs hanging on a clothes line? Peg What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs between two slices of bread? Patty Back