1. "You're Jealous"- Hanson haters are not in any way jealous of Hanson. We hate their music and looks, so why would we want to be like them? Look, if you hate a band, that means you think they have no musical (or other) talent. If you are jealous, you feel that the band has great talent and want to be like them. But if you hate a band (meaning you think they suck and have no skills) you cannot be jealous of them (because you can only be jealous of something you consider to be good).
2. "They're just kids. Leave them alone."- It doesn't matter how old they are. We'd hate the Hansons if they were 20 year old college boys, 40 year old men, etc. They make bad music, and we have every right to knock them for it. Even if they are kids, celebrities have people who hate them. They have to deal with this fact, and so do you fans.
3. "What have they done to you? You're not being forced to listen to them."- They make annoying, derivative, low-quality crap and have it played throughout the damn country. From MTV videos of "mmmbop" to the preteens who always request Hanson on the radio, Hanson is being force fed to us. These stupid teenyboppers force their views on us and Hanson, as does the media. Hanson has done a lot of harm to us.
4. "Keep it to yourself"- Sorry, but there is Freedom of Speech. We can say what we want. By the way, when someone says, "Keep it to yourself," they are being hypocrites and pushing their views on us.
5. "They're better than you and you're a stupid (insert curse word here)"- That's subjective, and doesn't mean crap except to the owner of the opinion.
6. "You know you really love them."- This is pointless. All it does is tell someone that the person making the comment can't accept the fact that people hate Hanson. And by their logic ( that people really love what they say they hate), they really love Hanson haters when they say how much they despise Anti-Hansons.
50. Paper (If you can't find anything else to write on)
49. Don't use it at all
48. Wheels on a truck
47. Bib
46. Bike ramp
45. Hockey Puck
44. A napkin ring
43. Discuss
42. Use it as a record for a turntable
41. Dog chew toy
40. Spit wad board
39. Implement of torture
38. Back Scracher
37. Tennis racquet
36. To spread butter on food
35. Door stopper
34. Nail filer
33. Practical Joke (Put it in a case of someone else's CD that they really love, and when they open it, there's Hanson!)
32. A stencil for making perfect circles
31. Mouse pad
30. Mirror
29. Unidentified flying object at night to scare the US government
28. A present for someone who you forgot about their birthday!
27. Knife Sharpener
26. File to get the good and the bad separated
25. Chopping board
24. Bookmark
23. Umbrella
22. Target
21. Wood for a fire
20. Speed bump
19. A ticket to getting beaten up
18. Cat's scratch pole
17. Shovel
16. Ash tray
15. A healthy snack dip it in some salsa
14. Toothpick
13. Frisbee
12. Doormat
11. Plate
10. Bottle opener
9. Wedgie picker
8. Give it to bad kids at Christmas
7. Toilet paper
6. Throw at siblings head to make them shut up
5. Stress reliever
4. Tissue
3. Trapshooting
2. Coaster
1. To prop up old furniture
In case you misunderstand this page. In no way do I want to KILL hanson. I just want then to be social outcasts, I want them to be deported and I especially want them to STOP SINGING!!!
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