Welcome to the movie reviews! I'll warn you, I don't get to the theater often, so it's not like this is going to be very current. But hey, a lot of people I know don't get to the theater that often, so this'll still be helpful! Let me explain my system. I like to eat licorice nibs when I go to the movies, so I use my patented Nib system. 1 nib means it sucks, 4 means it rocks! (And there are those rare, super-duper gems that warrnat 5 nibs). So, let the reviewing begin!

The Latest:

King Kong

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit


Tim Burton's Corpse Bride

Fantastic Four

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

War of the Worlds

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Howl's Moving Castle

Batman Begins

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

The Archives:


Animated Film Catch-Up (Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Farenheit 9/11

Shrek 2

Spider-Man 2

Minority Report


Austin Powers in Goldmember

Pokemon 5

The Powerpuff Girls Movie

Men in Black II

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones


Winter 2001/Spring 2002

Summer 2001
Holidays 2000/Spring 2001
Summer 2000
Holidays 1999/Spring 2000

Summer of 1999

Summer of 1998

Hey! Can't get enough of my opinion? Read my reviews at the Internet Movie Database! Over there, I go by the name "Curare" because "Scarecrow" was 1-letter too long. Why not check them out?

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