| The Monthly Spam | 11% |
| News from Markworld | 55% |
| Chaos in the Inbox | 33% |
My comments
Good-bye Monthly Spam! Hello, News from Markworld!
The Results of the Enterprise Poll!
February 2004
What's your favourite Enterprise?
| Original | 20% |
| A | 20% |
| D | 20% |
| E | 40% |
My comments
So, you're all enraptured by the new.
The Results of the Movie Trilogy Poll!
January 2004
What's your favourite movie trilogy?
| Star Wars (originals) | 5% |
| Back to the Future | 10% |
| The Matrix | 10% |
| The Lord of the Rings | 57% |
| The Godfather | 5% |
| Indiana Jones | 10% |
My comments
The Rings rule surpeme!
The Results of the Subtitle Poll!
November, 2003
The question: I think my show needs a sequel subtitle! What should it be?
| Return of the King | 81% |
| & Robin | 9% |
| The Phatom Menace | 6% |
| Redux | 3% |
My comments
Chaos in a Box: Return of the King. I like it!
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The Results of the Merchandise Poll!
September, 2003
The question: Would you buy official Chaos in a Box.com Merchandise?
| Depends on what you're sellin | 92% |
| Yes | 4% |
| Don't Care | 4% |
My comments
I'd better think of some good stuff. There's money to be made!
The Results of the Lego Poll!
August, 2003
The question: What was your favourite Lego as a kid?
| Space | 42% |
| Castle | 42% |
| Town | 14% |
My comments
Everybody wants brave new worlds or the romance of the past, not the harsh realities of everyday. At least, in Lego.
The Results of the Hiatus Poll!
March, 2003
The question: When the site gets going again, what new direction should the column go in?
| The Continuing Delightful Mix | 62% |
| newspaper-style opinion rants | 25% |
| Fictional stories | 6% |
| True Life Adventures | 6% |
My comments
gotcha! More of the same!
The Results of the Money Poll!
March, 2003
The question: How should I spend the money I've saved in Japan?
| Partially pay debt and go home broke | 14% |
| Keep the money and stay in debt | 22% |
| Blow it all on DVDs | 62% |
My comments
For the record, my savings will only cover about 25% of my student loan debt.
The Results of the Shuttle Poll!
February, 2003
The question: What's your favorite space shuttle?
| Enterprise | 30% |
| Discovery | 38% |
| Atlantis | 15% |
| Endeavor | 15% |
| Columbia, Challenger, and Buran | 0% |
My comments
Did you know the Russian shuttle, Buran, actually outclassed and outperformed the American shuttle? It's true!
The Results of the Language Poll!
January, 2003
The question: Am I a culturally insitive prick for living in Japan, but not having learned Japanese?
| Yes! You are a parastie! | 45% |
| Well, a bit | 8% |
| If you can get by, then OK | 16% |
| I`d at least learn some words | 8% |
| No, cuz I`d do the same | 20% |
My comments
Well, then, arigato to you too!
The Results of Spectral Knights Poll!
Summer, 2002
The question: Who's your favorite Spectral Knight?
| Arzon | 4% |
| What's a Spectral Knight? | 96% |
My comments
A Spectral Knight is a Visionary.
The Results of Scarecrow's Good and Evil Poll!
Summer, 2002
The question: Do you believe the human race to be inherently good or inherently evil?
| Inherently evil | 48% |
| Inherently good | 47% |
| You are who you choose to be | 3% |
| Dude! This is too deep! | 1% |
My comments
Looks like we`re all doomed, folks. But I still have hope
And sorry that there`s no pie chart. I don`t have PhotoShop any more.
The Results of Scarecrow's Nudity Poll!
May, 2002
The question: So, like, would you ever pose nude?
My comments
Wow, I didn't know that so many of my readers were prudes. But, I'm still curious to know who left the comment saying that he/she had already posed nude....
The Results of Scarecrow's Autobot Combiner Poll!
April, 2002
The question: Which Autobot combiner is your
favorite?
My comments
So, let me get this straight. You had Defensor, whose sole purpose is the protection of humankind. You had Superion, who is one of the ultimate warriors of the Autobots. But you chose Computron, the 50 foot tall computer geek. OK....
The Results of Scarecrow's Movies of Children of the 80s Poll!
March, 2002
The question: Which movie of the "Childhood of the 80s" trilogy is your favorite?
My comments
Wow. Looks the the Real American Heroes and the Power of Greyskull was no match for the Autobot Matrix of Leadership.
The Results of Scarecrow's Valentine's Day Poll!
February, 2002
The question: Soooooo, whatcha getting your sweetie fro Valentine's Day?
My comments
Ahh, nothing says love like a gift you can snack on when your sweetie ain't looking.
The Results of Scarecrow's Catch Phrase Poll!
January, 2002
The question: I'm tired of saying "Have A Good Day" to customers. What should my
new catch phrase be?
My comments
The ayes have it! Love ya!
The Results of Scarecrow's Christmas Poll!
December, 2001
The question: What's the true meaning of Christmas?
My comments
A line from my upcoming semi-auotbiographical novel:
"Damn it! Because I went to religious university,
I constantly forget that all my friends are fundamentalist Christian on some level!"
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The Results of Scarecrow's Monthly Spam Poll!
November, 2001
The question: Should I start a monthly spam archive?
My comments: So, no one cares, eh? I guess I'll do it anyway, then.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Enterprise Poll!
October, 2001
The question: What do you think of Enterprise, the new Star Trek show?
My comments: Not a one.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Episode II Poll!
September, 2001
The question: Attack of the Clones. What do you think?
My comments: I guess it's already grown on most of you. On a side note, this was my biggest poll ever, with 40 votes!
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The Results of Scarecrow's Decepticon Poll!
August, 2001
The question: Which Decpticon combiner was your favorite?
My comments: NOTHING CAN STOP...PREDAKING! (Then why was Devastator the only one in the movie? Huh?) Oh, and, by the way, the Autobot combiners weren't listed because there were only three Autobot ones, compared to the 7 Deception ones. Face it, it was the 'cons who really took the concept and ran with it. Maybe I'll do the Autobot poll...someday....
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The Results of Scarecrow's Fast Food Poll!
July, 2001
The question: If you were stranded on a deserted island, which fast food mascot
would you want as your companion?
My comments: Wow, people love that little dog. And that one "other" vote didn't specify! My guess? Someone out there has a fetish for Grimace.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Nex Poll Poll!
June, 2001
The question: What should July's poll be?
My comments: The mob has spoken! Go vote in the fast food poll!
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The Results of Scarecrow's Voyager Poll!
May, 2001
The question: Star Trek: Voyager ends this month! Using the patented Nib
system, how would you rate Voyager?
My comments: I guess, for the most part, it was liked. See you this fall when Enterprise premieres!
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The Results of Scarecrow's CGI Movie Poll!
April, 2001
The question: Time to spark the immortal debate of animation! Which did you like
better?
My comments: And A Bug's Life wins by a landslide! And to that one who didn't see any of them, what kind of a sheltered life do you lead?
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The Results of Scarecrow's Mozza Burger Poll!
March, 2001
The question: Ever sine A&W brought back the Burger Family, I've felt that the Mozza
Burger has been left out. Which member of the Burger Family is the Mozza Burger?
My comments: I think we've all been watching too much Beverly Hillbillies. Jeff Foxworthy said it best, "If you go to your family reunion to meet women, you might be a redneck." But, I jest. So, next time you go to A&W, be sure to order a cute cousin burger!
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The Results of Scarecrow's Numbers Poll!
February, 2001
The question: Pick a number between 1 and 10!
My comments: None, as this was a pointless exercise.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Movies of 2001 Poll!
January, 2001
The question: What movie coming out in 2001 are you most looking forward to?
My comments: That lone "other" vote was for Tim Burton's highly anticpated re-make of Planet of the Apes, coming out in July. The Mummy Returns did better than expected, and part I of The Lord Of The Rings seems uninteresting to most of you. *sigh* And once again I'll be seeing the next Pokemon movie alone.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Title Poll!
December, 2000
The question: I can change the title on my name tag! What should my new title be?
My comments: I can hear the comments from stupid customers now: "So, what does a Sith Lord do in this store?" It'll beat what the stupid ones are saying now: "Your last name is 'Bagger,' and you actually are a bagger! Is that a coincidence or what?"
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The Results of Scarecrow's Pokemon Poll!
November, 2000
The question: Who would win a naked Jello wrestling match?
My comments: *sigh* Too bad none of my friends share my passion for Pokemon. Or anime babes in tight uniforms....
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The Results of Scarecrow's Movie Poll!
October, 2000
The question: What movie would you rather stand in line for for hours on end in May 2002?
My comments: OK. See you all in line for Episode II then. And while we're there, I'll tell you all about Spider-Man!
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The Results of Scarecrow's Godzilla vs. Megazord Poll!
September, 2000
The question: Who would win in a fight: Godzilla, or the Megazord (Power Rangers'
mech of choice)?
My comments: Huh. A draw. I guess Godzilla would return to his undersea hideaway, and the Rangers would go back to their base, content in another job well done!
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The Results of Scarecrow's X-Men Poll!
August, 2000
The question: If I were a member of the X-Men, which one would I be?
My comments: Dude, Gambit! Guess I'd better start working on my cajun accent. And no one wants me to be me. *sniffle* I'll get over it.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Super Soaker Poll!
July, 2000
The question: Should I buy a new Super Soakrer?
My comments: Wow. Everyone wants me to buy a new one. Too late though. I can't buy one now. I just bought my most coveted book instead: Batman Animated. Everything you ever wanted to know about the making of Batman: The Animated Series but were afraid to ask! So, next summer!
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The Results of Scarecrow's What's Next Poll!
June, 2000
The question: What should I become the official website of?
My comments: Hmm. A tie. Normally, this wouldn't concern me, but with the future of the website hanging in the balance, I need a tie-braker. And I've already voted. What can I do? Let's let fate decide! I'll flip a coin! Heads: Virgins. Tales: Graduates. Here I go! And the winner is...22-Year Old Virgins! Yup, that's what we'll be the new official site of!
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The Results of Scarecrow's Skeletor Poll!
May, 2000
The question: Which of my 3 Skeletors was the coolest?
My comments: Gee, not a lot of fans of plain ol' Skeletor, even though he was the only one we ever saw on the cartoon. But still, water-blasting dragons are cool. I wonder how this would have been different if I had the fourth Skeletor: Terror Claws Skeletor. This Skeletor had Wolverine-style claws and slashed things! Oh, well.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Paycheck Poll!
April, 2000
The question: What should I blow my first paycheck on?
My comments: A tie! A toss-up between owning Episode I and eventually owning a DVD player. If they'd just release Episode I on DVD, I wouldn't have this problem. And no one wants to see me in a Nightwing T-shirt! What do you have against Nightwing?
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The Results of Scarecrow's Doritos Poll
March, 2000
The question: What's your favorite Doritos flavour?
My comments: Woah. Got no comments this month.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Leap Day Poll
February, 2000
The question: Should Feb. 29 be declared a national holiday?
My comments: Woah. Got no comments this month.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Y2K Poll
January, 2000
The question: Is the 21st Century everything you thought it'd be?
My comments: Woah. A lot of you want your flying car.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Silverbolt Poll
December, 1999
The question: Should I Open Up Silverbolt?
My comments: No one told me not to, yet no one cares. Maybe I will just go ahead and open him. But then, I don't care anymore, either. :-)
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The Results of Scarecrow's Space Battle Poll
November, 1999
The question: Who would win in a space battle?
My comments: no votes for the Imperial Star Destroyer? It would be a dark day for the Empire if Starfleet ever got involved.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Death Star Trench Run Poll
October, 1999
The question: If doing the Death Star Trench Run, what fighter/attack craft would you use?
This is what got no votes: Starfury (Babylon 5)
My comments: Wow! No votes for the Starfury! Do those B5 fans know something I don't? And who was voting for the Viper? That shocked me, seeing as to how ours is not a generation that remembers Battlestar Galactica that much.
The "something else" votes: I got three votes for something else. The first was for one of the mechs from Macross Plus. That's Robotech for those who don't follow anime. The second was for a second Death Star. Definatly a creative solution. And the third was from myself. I would use an F/A-27 Hammerhead, from that short-lived series Space: Above and Beyond.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Animated Movie Poll
September, 1999
These were the options that got no votes: Antz, Batman: Mask of the Phatasm, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Anastasia, Ghost in the Shell.
The one "other" vote I got was for a delightful piece of anime called Slayers: The Movie, which chronicles the adventures of bandit killer and sorceress supreme Lina Inverse.
I guess my only surprise here was that no one voted for South Park. I personally thought it was the funniest movie of the summer. Oh, well, you can't win them all.
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The Results of Scarecrow's Bad-Ass Poll
August, 1999
Well, no surprises here! I had a hunch that Darth Maul would come out on top. Curare in #2 was a bit of surprise. All in all, this poll had my best turn-out ever! Oh, and I guess I should include some honorable mentions. I did get an e-mail complaining that I had neglected to include:
Lobo - A psychotic bounty hunter of the DC universe. How crazy is he? He blew up his home planet for his high school science project. I'm most framilair with him from his guest spot in a 2 part episode of the Superman cartoon.
Ash - Star of the Evil Dead movies. The only one of those films I ever saw was Army of Darkness, but be advised he will be included in an upcoming poll!
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