Your Night & Day Are Filled With BtVS Thoughts

You looked at the title of this page and said: "Thinking about BtVS all day and night makes me addicted? Humbug!!!"

You name your doll Ms. Edith and talk to her as if she were alive
even worse: She starts talking back

Seeing a cast member in another show or movie makes you jump and squeel their BtVS name. 0:-)
worse: You hated that "stepmom is an alien" movie back in the 80's but now its your all-time fave - thanks ot the cuteness of the pre-pubescent Willow & Oz.
worst: You had to work the night it aired on Fox and told your brother to watch and call you with 15 minute updates.

You can't feed the ducks without thinking of your significant other

Frat parties scare you
even worse: Guys who talk a lot scare you

You come up with complicated theories about the show and are genuinely depressed when they don't pan out (Spike's smoking with no breath)

Seeing a yellow disk has become a traumatic experience for you.
even worse: Anything that has to do with the internet and those "newfangled machines" terrify you (in which case you have my deepestsympathy)

You won't sleep with your significant other because you believe a demon might take possession of his/her soul

You get upset when BtVS characters don't dress like their characters in r/t *cough* Juliet Landau *cough*
even worse: When you find out their accents are affected also

You use slayspeak on a regular basis
even worse: you start searching for opportunities to use this new knowledge

You have written to a corporate official demanding the show come on daily (reruns are better than nothing)

The "ergh, argh" thing done by that Master wannabe cartoon at the end of BtVS's really pisses you off because it brings down the quality of the show

You have discussed the repercussions of Angel's having his own show with more than 5 r/t people

You have forged virtual friendships with other Buffy lovers who you will probably never meet (Hi Lizzie!!!)

You've surfed around the Net for Willowish sites on the Judge, Master, Hellmouth, etc.
even worse: you changed the meta tags on your site so others surfing for the same thing will show up at your site

You can't look at milk without thinking about that Buffy Ad
even worse: You're still so upset at not being able to remove the ad's milk moustache without ruining her lips that you refuse to drink the stuff.
worst ever: You finally see the *new* millk ads and swear off mammals for life

You are upset with the Judge's appearance and death in general

You frequently go down to the railroad tracks, looking for loose "spikes"
even worse: you have amassed a collection of them
worst: so have all of your friends and relatives

You would be able to recognise Joss Whedon walking down the street
even worse: you follow him down the street on a daily basis

You see nothing wrong with 5 hours worth of surfing for Buffy pics.

People you vaguely know but don't watch BtVS still know the main plots and characters because of you

The Mr. Pointy thing (nuff said)

You're miles away from home on some trip where for some reason they don't have TV and you call your parents/boyf/gf/anyone you know Collect not to say hello but to remind them to tape Buffy for you.
even worse: You start calling strangers and asking for them to tape.

You change your major to Anthropology just so your new mentor can be the British guy who wears tweed.
even worse: You refuse to call him anything but Giles
worst: You refuse to answer unless he calls you Buffy

Your startup page is a BtVS site
even worse: Every site in your bookmarks has to do with BtVS

You become upset when you accidentally surf to other television shows and see characters dressed like a BtVS character
even worse: You will only wear BtVS character garb
worst: Even that disgusting outfit Buffy wore for the Rolling Stone shoot
worstest ever: EVEN the frilly pink stuff she's wearing this season

You watch reruns of Buffy when they air on Monday nights - although you have them on tape.
even worse:and you know all the lines
worst: you still keep hoping Jenny won't die/Angel won't be sucked into hell

Angel??? or Angellus??? is still one of the largest questions on your mind

You watch the show hoping for Giles' cleavage

You own a claudaugh ring

You have gone into a record store, hoping to find a "Dingoes Ate My Baby" Cd

People who upset you are referred to as "Walking Happy Meals"

You remembered Buffy's 21st birthday. (that is a pic of her chugging her first ((legal)) beer)
even worse: You celebrated it.

You despise all french people for what they did to Drusilla

You start referring to BtVS characters by their nicknames

You are troubled by your mixed emotions towards the new Cordy

You find yourself calling all small, dark-haired children "The Annoying One"

Your few remaining friends all have little puncture marks on their necks.

You did a special happy dance when your favorite eps came on this summer

You have "forgiven" Dru for making out with Giles
even worse: you still haven't

Somewhere, a former college roomate is suffering from Buffaddictiveness because of you (Hi Michelle!!!)

You told your boss working on Tuesday nights would be evil and wrong, then let him believe it was for religious reasons. 0:-)

You think you might be the next big watcher.
Even Worse:You start wearing tweed all the time and propositioning young cheerleaders...

You harrass your dentist until he gives you a price quote on vampyre teeth
Even Worse:You work all summer to afford them
Worst:You still can't afford them so just get your teeth filed by that guy in class who's always playing with knives (Hi Ted!)

No one can enter your house without first touching a cross.

You have a vial of holy water beside your bed.
even worse: and around your neck too 0:-)

You call the full moon "Oz's Time of the Month"

If a BTVS character has a part in any movie, you will shell out the 8 bucks to watch.
even worse: You've been waiting for it all summer and go on opening night.
worst: You go in costume

You affect your brotehr to the point where he begins to play vampire slayer with big sticks
even worse: You think its cute and encourage him to continue poking friends with sticks
worst He's 15

You hack into the coroner's office, seeking reports of vampire killings
even worse: You think you find some
worst: you e-mail everyone you know and every conspiracy mailing list you know of with the url

It takes you less than half an hour to create this list

So, as I said earlier, these symptoms are not all mine although an embarrassingly large number of them are 0:-)
If you have anything you want to add to this list: e-mail, icq, post or sign the guestbook...
(Hopefully I won't be able to relate)