Introducing The Ever-Mysterious, Ever-Alluring, Ever-Confusing Ethena
(formerly known as Mrs. Angel 0ctag0n)
The section you have all been waiting for
*rolling eyes*
Are you Buffy?
Nope.
Are you Willow?
Nope.
Xander?
Nope.
Angel?
Nope.
Johnathan?
Nope.
Who the heck are you then?
A college student with plenty of free time.
Well do you know anyone from the cast?
I wish...unless you count really lifelike dreams, I'm a BtVS VIP knowing virgin.
Where do you get your pictures from?
Same place as everyone else...other sites *lol* More on that in my disclaimer page.
Is that also where you keep the naked pictures?
*eg*.
Do you have any naked pics of the cast?
Just Principal Snyder from his Playgirl shoot, the one of Oz coming out of werewolf mode and the half nude on my index page.
So many people complain about the index picture - why don't you replace it?
I like all of the pictures in my webpage - that's what makes it mine 0:-) As for the picture, I think she is incredibly hot and really like how she shows it. Next question.
So you're a guy?
Nope, I'm a girl *looking at notepad* Not grrrl, just plain girl.
*crossing out* Ahhh...a lesbian! (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Wrong again. Chalk up two boyfs on the guy list and no girlies.
I don't understand.
Surprisingly I hear that a lot 0:-)
So what do you do when you're not on-line?
*confused look* Not on-line? I'm never off-line.
Rumor has it that you work...
Dern tabloids - they find everything out! *sigh* I admit it. I work. I feed strangers, talk to them and make them feel comfortable around me. I try to make them stay with me as long as possible and then expect monetary compensation.
*Knowing Look*
Waitressing is so difficult...
*cough* Yes of course. *shuffling papers* So how old are you?
20, technically not young anymore 0:-(
And who is this "David" that keeps showing up on all your backgrounds and pictures?
Someone I used to love with all my heart.
My sources say that you were once cyber married to a younger man named David. Is this the same guy?
Who have you been talking to?
Just answer the question ma'am.
Yes its true, I was going out with a r/t David who had just turned 20. We were cyber married last August. It didn't work out though, and after a messy cyber divorce I became Ethena. *jk*
What's a cyber divorce and what are you going to do with all those "I Love You David"s?
When a r/t relationship doesn't work out, a cyber divorce ensues. I'm not sure what to do with all those watermarks yet but I'll think of something.
So what happened between you two?
Isn't this interview supposed to be about my site? Don't you want to know how long its been up - who visits? How I got into Buffy?
Into Buffy? I thought you were a girl? Did you implement *cough* a marital aid?
You are really sick! I meant started watching Buffy! In TV land! Dressed! On the WB!
Ethene, isn't it true you once watched Buffy have sex with Angel? And then taped it so you could watch it as often as you liked?
Everyone saw that episode! Its when Angel lost...
*cutting off* I don't want to know what Angel lost - I want to know what you mean by "everyone." Are you admitting to bootlegging the "session" and then watching it with friends?
No it was just me and my little cousin...
Your cousin?!? Have you no shame?
She's only 5
*GASP* Endangering the welfare of a minor...you could serve time.
*crying again* I didn't mean to do anything bad. I just wanted a nice website other people could visit.
Camera pans out.
Voiceover: "And there you have it folks: Ethena, lovable webmistress or twisted voyeur who corrupts young children? You decide."