Just been thinkin about the facts
you really don't want to see bald cats
their scrawny legs and chicken neck
make them look like they need a vet
you can see this well enough when they get wet
as they run away as far as they can get
to stop you laughin at thier ugly looks
in hopes you won't put them in a book
such a sorry state a bald cat would be in
I'd almost think it was a sin.

Now some fat cats down at the local bar
are bald as the bumpers on my car
and wouldn't go far without hat on head
ya gotta know they wouldn't be caught dead
not being one to be called a wussy
this also makes me think a cat is a pússy
and baldness with that thought brings quite a sight
sometimes it even instill exstatic delight.

originally Posted: 8/3/2006 3:41:32 PM