Song: Mirror Mirror (I See A Damsel) Artist: Violent Femmes Album: New Times I see a damsel In danger and distress I see that she is pretty I see a young girl Dressed in a dirty dress I see that she is pretty Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest one of all I see a fat girl With her hair a mess I see that she is pretty I see a proud girl She's pregnant I would guess I see that she is pretty Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest one of all Mirror mirror do not fail Who deserves to go to jail I see the school girls Dressed in their Sunday best I see that they are pretty I see the wagon trains Of pioneer women heading west I see that they are pretty Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest one of all Creature Creature, here the plan Leads unto the fall of man I see a matron Unbuttoning a tightly fitting dress I see that she is pretty I see a maiden She's careless like all the rest I see that she is pretty Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest one of all Mirror mirror do not fail Who deserves to go to jail Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the prettiest one of all Mirror mirror humor me Do they see what I see