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Oh yes, and in case you didn't know, MICROSOFT SUCKS KAQ. *pats his G4* All of my work is now done on and uploaded with the glory and awe that is my Macintosh.
Computer problems while working on website:27 (PC)
Computer problems working on pictures:3 (Mac)
(A light shines down from the heavens.)
Enter, Lord God Bill Gates.
Bill Gates: I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, ARTIST.
Gates: YES, ARTIST.
Gates: BECAUSE, YOU ARE LOST, MY CHILD.
Me; (trembling in terror) ... Uh, h-h-how so?
Gates: YOUR FILTHY MACINTOSH CRASHED FOUR TIMES!
Me: True, but one was totally unrelated to my artwork, or website.
Gates: DARE YOU DEFY ME? I SHALL SMITE YOU BY CRASHING INTERNET EXPLORER!
Me: Actually, I'm using Netscape.
Me: I quit using Explorer because it froze the computer. 23 times. In a week.
Me: Hey, wait a sec! You have no power over me! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!
Me: YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE! BEGONE WITH YOU.
Gates: Curses! Foiled again!