Jerry: Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today on our show we have two popular boybands battling it out. No one is quite sure just why they are. Some say it's because *N Sync's I Want You Back sounds were punked off of Backstreet Boys Everybody, but I Want You Back came out first. Why don't we have the Backstreet Boys themselves explain why they want to duke it out with *N Sync. Nick, we'll start with you can go on down the line.
Nick: Lance is trying to take my place as prettiest girly-lookin' guy in a boyband. *pouts incredibly well*
Howie: Joey's trying to become most unpopular and I don't like it! Not one bit! *wink, wink, drool*
Brian: I'm the only one who has both curly hair and muscles in the boyband department.
AJ: *leans back in his chair, nice and relaxed* There's only room for one freak in Boyband Land and I plan to beat Chris to hell and back.
Kevin: *blinks and keeps silent*
Jerry: Kevin? Why do you wanna bash *N Sync?
Kevin: *blinks again*
Brian: Lemme help you out with that one. Yo! Kev! You're on! Why do you wanna kill *N Sync?
Kevin: I must kill JC because...Because he is the only one left, I guess.
Jerry: Let's bring out *N Sync.
*N Sync: *Runs out, Justin, as usual, looking confused.
Brian: Attacks Justy and they roll around on the floor, punching each other.
Nick: Beatch slaps Lancey and Lancey drops, crying, "My foundation is prob'ly smeared, you slut!"
AJ: Punches Chris in his rather large gut.
Kevin and JC: Look at each other, shrug, and attack each other.
The guards that are s'posed to keep everybody apart: Stand there and laugh hysterically at Joey, Howie, Nick, and Lance, who have just killed each other.
The rest of the guys: Stop fighting, sling an arm around each other, and laugh.
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